CHAPTER 6‘LT’:Do you have any plans on ever returning to Oklahoma?
‘SH’: Why would I wanna go back there? Ain’t nothin’ for me down there.
‘LT’: What about another book? Any plans for that?
‘SH’: Maybe. What ’ya gimme ta find out?
‘LT’: Well, this interview will give you a good medium to promote anything new you may be working on.
‘SH’: I was thinkin’ more along the lines of workin’ ya up on my lap, lil lady. See iffin I can’t make ya squirm a bit.
‘LT’: Mr. Helnsley, surely you don’t think that is appropriate to print here.
‘SH’: C’mon. C’meer and plop yerself down on ‘ol grampy’s...
“Shane. I can’t write this,” she laughed.
“Why not. They all wanna know. They won’t leave me alone until they do. The uglier it is... See, if we go all out and make me out to be the most repulsive hu
