“Did you know that dolphins sleep with one eye open?” I asked Rosalie.
“...what?”
“Dolphins sleep with one eye open,” I laughed. I don’t know why but it was just so funny to think about. “Like what are you afraid of? Sharks?” I laughed even harder.
Rosalie stared at me weirdly.
“And apple juice can actually be really good for hydration,” I countered matter-of-factly. “So what I’m drinking right now is keeping me hydrated.” I don’t know if what I’m drinking is apple juice but that's what it looks like.
“..You still think you’re drinking apple juice?” Rosalie asked incredulously.
“Uh, yeah,” I rolled my eyes. “What else would I be drinking. I’m obviously not drinking alcohol. I don’t drink.”
“Levi... you’re drunk.”
“Rosie...no I’m not.”
“Yeah...you are.”
“No, you.”
“That’s not
