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Headline in the Sun, a tabloid newspaper
HAVE YOU SEEN THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY?
Following the amazing antics of the resurrected and reheaded dancing nun Winifrede, of St Winifrede’s Convent, Portsmouth, there are now concerns for the whereabouts of the Archbishop of Canterbury who is reported to have disappeared. He was last seen wearing a white cloak with gold, silver and green embroidered funny patterns and a matching, silly, pointy hat. He is said to have departed from the cathedral on his bike to get a haircut yesterday, late in the afternoon and has not been seen since.
The housekeeper said she was not worried at first as he had left his shepherd’s crook beside the front door, in the corner, next to his cricket bat and light sabre and he rarely left his crook, bat and
