Contents
441 Words
Road Kill
Acknowledgments
Introduction
Prologue
1. The Journalist and the Police Inspector
2. The Residents of 28 Frisian Tun
3. The Journalist and the Geography Teacher
4. The Geography Teacher and the Map Room
5. The Dame and the Synchronised Swimming Teacher
6. The Dame, the Journalist, the Synchronised Swimming Instructor
7. The Journalist, the Fish Wife, the Professor
8. The Journalist, the Dame, the Fish Wife
9. The Fish Wife, the Synchronised Swimming Instructor, a Canadian Lake and a Volcano
10. The Geography Teacher
11. The Fish Wife, Cardinal Teapot, the Frisian Inquisition
12. The Fish Wife, the Police Superintendent
13. The Duchess, the Barrow Boy Spy, the Lady Superintendent
14. The Professor, the Journalist
15. The Professor
16. The Man from the Council
17. The Dame, the Hockey Player
18. The Hockey Player, the Gossip Columnist
19. The Gossip Columnist
20. The Priest
21. The Journalist, the Gossip Columnist
22. The Geography Teacher, the Police Inspector
23. The Gossip Columnist
24. A Cockney Barrow Boy (something or other), His Lady Superintendent wife, a Cockney Sparrow Spy, the Priest.
25. The Spy
26. MI5 Cockney Sparrow, Lady Blanche
27. The Duchess revealed
28. The Isle of Lesbos, 5 Frisian Tun
29. Jack, Jane, d**k, Mandy, Duck, the Rocket Launcher (Bazooka)
30. The end bit where all is brilliantly revealed
Rite Judgement
The Rite of Spring
Author’s Note
Introduction
Prologue
I. The Dancers, the Players…
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
II. The Umble Pies Thicken
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
III. A Murmuration of Plebs
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
The End
Author’s Note
Blood Sport
Introduction
Author’s Note
A Message to anyone fighting the Establishment
Foreword
Prologue
1. Southsea Cricket Club
Chapter 2
3. Hai Angie Sun
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
11. Southsea Cricket Club
Chapter 12
13. Craneswater Inbred Association (CIA)
14. Ree-Pov Developments Plc
15. The A 288 - Canoe Lake Eco Guerrillas (Clegs)
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
18. Butterfly and Dinosaur and Reptile Society (Badars)
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
About the Author
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