Headline in the Sun, a tabloid newspaper
SunHAVE YOU SEEN THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY?
Following the amazing antics of the resurrected and reheaded dancing nun Winifrede, of St Winifrede’s Convent, Portsmouth, there are now concerns for the whereabouts of the Archbishop of Canterbury who is reported to have disappeared. He was last seen wearing a white cloak with gold, silver and green embroidered funny patterns and a matching, silly, pointy hat. He is said to have departed from the cathedral on his bike to get a haircut yesterday, late in the afternoon and has not been seen since.
Following the amazing antics of the resurrected and reheaded dancing nun Winifrede, of St Winifrede’s Convent, Portsmouth, there are now concerns for the whereabo
