Thorin “Theo will sh.it a brick when he realizes.” Tane laughs. While pulling pranks is our specialty, I was a little worried when Tane decided we should mess with Theo’s gender reveal. But the idea was too good to pass up. We might well end up losing our balls for upsetting Harmony. But it’s just a little fun, and we’ll fix things almost instantly. Almost. “Yeah, but the look on his face will be priceless,” I smirk and high-five my identical twin. We look around the room at the faces of many here to celebrate with Theo and Harmony. This is all overkill, but Isla has always been the over-the-top type. The room is decorated with all sorts of weird baby sh.it of pink and blue. There are cards on a table at the far end of the room. Isla set it up with two ballot boxes, one pink and one

