Adam When Mom told Austin and me to come with her and Dad over to Jay’s condo, the last thing I expected was to be wearing a dress. I hope to God no one sees me like this. How the hell do girls walk in these shoes? They really pinch your feet. When the drag queens finished putting what felt like a layer of colorful mud on my face and a long blonde wig on me, I looked at myself. Is this what my sister would look like? I couldn’t help but wonder. She would have been a cute girl. I looked at Austin in his drag. He was way too concerned about that dress. Who cares if he has a big ass in it? I almost think that dress was picked on purpose for him. Plus, they put a red wig on him styled in a fancy ponytail on top. Austin definitely stood out. I never realized how long his legs looked. Seeing

