"And now time for your favourite segment in business news. What's hot, new and totally trending."
"This is your very informal and favourite host Chris."
"Today, as usual the business organism is alive and well with the biggest news hitting us just a few minutes ago."
"He is back! And we are all shocked at his unexpected return of course, but definitely happy because things are about to get very exciting! Well, except if you are his competitor or he has his eye on your business. But whatever the case, it still remains a very exciting day as we witness the return of one of my very favourite businessmen. He's as cunning as a serpent, gentle as a dove but most importantly he has the touch. That golden touch that makes everything he touches turn into pure solid gold. A real live king Midas
