‘As you can guess, my dad was extremely excited when he first opened what turned out to be a trapdoor, especially when it revealed several concrete steps leading down into the dark. He fetched a torch that day and went down into the dark to investigate, and when he reached the last step and the cellar floor, he found absolutely nothing, except for a light switch, which when he flicked it on, illuminated an empty cellar. Or that’s what he thought because it wasn’t until sometime later that Steve discovered what his cellar really had in store for him. You see, on Steve’s next visit down into the cellar, he’d been down there for what seemed like an age, but in reality, was only about ten minutes. He knew this because he’d glanced at his watch before he went down. Now Steve didn’t know what to
