Chapter 1 I Died on My Wedding NightI died on my wedding night.During our ceremony, my husband left me at the altar, making me

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1. 6 years in primary school

6 years in secondary school

5 years in university

1 year at law school

2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my people...

1 year of youth service & u will luckily get a job of 100,000

While somebody will just be going live online" n be making millions and his friend will join and be making millions as well.

And you think say the person that introduced education will make heaven...😏

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven...

That one that introduced "examination" should not bother coming near heaven...😬

Cheybi u see that one that invented mathematics.. hmm make i no talk again😡.

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2. You Call Your Boyfriend HONEY And Now You're Complaining other Girls Are Disturbing Him...😏

Who Doesn't Like SWEET Things??😋😋

3. Difference between American teaching you how to drive and Nigerian doing same:

American: Move the steering slowly, press brake, move slowly.

Nigerian: Oya Come, Come.. "Oya Cut Your Hand , I say Cut Your Hand.

CUT IT FULL...Idiot😬 see trailer coming ooo..You'll just die like fowl.😁😂

4. Imagine I commented *"you look so beautiful my love"* on my girlfriend's picture and she replys *"thanks bro"*😧😢

5. U will buy coil to kill Nigerian mosquitoes & they will smoke it like shisha, then com to ur ears and be singing "wetin u gain".😜😁

6. We are slowly losing our culture in Africa, I just saw a guy washing his hands after eating instead of rubbing the oil on his head.😄🤧😢

7. The way I'm broke ehn,

I'm thinking of asking my family to give me the money they will use to bury me. If I die I will know what to do.😅😄

8. So you intentionally don't put chair in your room so when ever any lady come to visit she will never have any option than to sit on your bed.😏Welldone "minister of strategic planning and bedmatic affair", God go catch u one day.😂

Manage this one, am tired😫.😂😂😂😍😍😍

Still

Show me some love someone should buy Data for me 🙏🙏🙏

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