"Have... you been in the Commander's tent before?"
"No. Who would want to be? You've seen the way the woman treats people in public, you really want to find out what she'll do to you behind closed doors? Nope, no. Not me."
"But, I mean.. aside from her tendency for violence and impulse to berate everyone, she's.. super hot."
"Get that toxic s**t out of here, man. You don't date crazy people, she clearly has a few nuts loose."
"She can loosen my nuts."
"..How am I even your friend?"
Outside commander Miranda's tent, the two soldiers that were making their rounds around the camp were walking exaggeratingly close to the tent-their ears, almost visibly getting larger as they tried to eavesdrop on whatever was happening inside.
But then again, the two couldn't really make their rounds
