Assassination Couples

Chapter 5

I just finished taking a bath and wrapped a towel around me and my hair already. I'm in the bathroom, I heard the room door creek open. That p*****t again.. I said to myself. I thought that I should get used to him being that way since I think we'll end up living together someday. I opened the bathroom door and saw him sitting on the bed with the polo shirt I was going to wear in front of him. 

"Heya darling~ nice towel" he said with a chuckle. He couldn't really suppress his perverted personality, can't he? Well I guess I have to find out. I'm getting tired of his games.

Time to give him a taste of his own medicine.

"What? You want me to take it off?" I asked, giving a completely new expression to him. I stared at him with complete lust in my eyes. And as I expected, he blushed bright red. He put his eyes else where, avoiding my gaze and trying to do something else. I chuckled.

"Don't laugh at me it's not funny at all" he said stuttering around me. He stood up and started walking towards the room door.

"Hey! You're not gonna watch me wear my clothes?" I asked laughing as he slams the door shut.

"NO THANK YOU!!" He shouted back as I heard his door shut. I kept laughing.

I wore his polo already and it turned out good. all I needed was his belt. My fashion sense getting bad these days. Good thing I wore heels when I went to the airport. I headed to his room and opened the door. He was already done fixing himself and...

Goodness Gracious... He looks so fine.. so handsome.. so..—

GAH! NONONONO

I slapped myself back to reality and walked towards him.

"Hey, do you have an extra belt so it would look like a dress?" I asked looking at myself in his whole-body mirror.

"Sure thing, it's probably in one of my bags" he said. and I started looking in one of his bags

"found one" I said as I took out one of his belts.

I started to fix myself in front of his mirror. "So.. where are we going?" I asked.

"Well, it's for me to know and you to find out" He answered. That sounded unfair but at the same time I wish it's a surprise. So I finished fixing myself and just needed his opinion.

"Well?" I said turning to him. Me holding both edges of the dress and looked straight at him. "How do I look?"

"You look.." He paused as his eyes are looking at me everywhere. "Stunning"

I blushed a bit, knowing he told me that face-to-face and not through any device anymore. "Shall we go?" He asked, offering his arm for me to hold. I smiled as I held it and hugged it a bit. I'm so happy.

"We shall" I answered happily. As I we went out on our first date.

We started to walk at the park. Our hands intertwined with each other as we're walking slowly around the fountain. We watch as children feed hungry pigeons. We stopped at a near bench and sat.

"This is the most memorable walk I had" He said that made me blush. I replied with a smile and tighten my hug to his arm. "Oh right" He said that made us face each other. He put our hands on his lap and smiled.

"What?" I asked.

"I'll take this chance to spoil you so much" He said as he stood took my hand and we started to run out the park.

"Where are we going?" I asked panting a bit.

"You'll see"

We ran to the near mall and as we entered the mall, we paused. He was looking around and a*****e window caught his eyes. And he smiled and faced me. "Let's go"

For the next 3 hours, he's been shopping me clothes, shoes, accessories, and a lot more. We're carrying a lot of bags now, I mean, he's carrying a lot of bags. I'm asking him to give me some bags but he insists on carrying them all.

"What should I buy for you next?" He asked as we're walking around the mall. He's already holding 5 shopping bags in both hands and is it still not heavy enough? And where is he getting all his money?

"Can I at least carry two or three bags?" I asked.

"I insist, after all, it's our first date" he said. Then paused. "wait"

I got confused. "wait what?" He stopped walking and stared into space.

"It's our first date.. and we've got so much stuff.. so..." at last. Finally, he'd give me some bags and probably stop buying stuff.

"Finally, now give—"

"We should buy a car! That's it!" He suddenly said. I felt like my jaw dropped down to the ground floor. A CAR?! "So after we do more shopping for you, we could go on a date" I think my eye twitched.

"A-are you out of your mind!?" I asked out of the blue. "We don't need a car!"

"Ohh, yes we do, so that we could ride till the sun drops" He winked and started to walk.

"Wait!" I pulled his sleeves and held his shoulders tight. "Look me in the eyes"

He stared and I glared at him. "I love you" He said so casually that made me blush right away.

"You—" I was about to punch him when my phone rang. I quickly checked and it was Vilea. "Excuse me for a second" I walked a little farther from Noah and I answered. "Hello"

"Dude!! Where have you been?!" She shouted on the phone that made me hold my phone a little farther from my ear.

"Don't shout!!!" I said.

"How can I not? I've been calling you ALL DAY!! Everyone in the agency is worried sick about you!! We thought you were dead!"

"Ugh.. please don't shout, my ear is not a microphone, you know? I'm with Noah the whole day today. My phone was dead a while ago that why you guys—"

"Wait.." She paused and I hear screeching on the other end of the line. "THE? NOAH?!?"

Her voice so loud that Noah turned his head to me. With a confused look, he approaches me. "Did I just hear my name?" He asked

"NO! I mean..." I smiled awkwardly.

"Open your video chat!! Don't you dare not!!" Pure embarrassment overcomes me as I see my phone with Vilea's video call request. Noah leaned to look at my phone.

"I think you should answer that" he said. I think I'm having a bad time. Son of God, help me please. And I answered it. Noah leaned close to my face and Vilea is like the total fangirl type.

"Who is this?" Noah asked.

"Havilea James!! but people call me Vilea—"

"the? Vilea?" He asked. Well, they're my friends alright. I show a slight grin as I notice their alike introductions.

"The one and only" She says.

"Noah Brethen, married" I glared at him and he chuckled. He wrapped his arm around my shoulder and kissed my cheek. Now I hear loud screeching from Vilea. Then she stopped for a while and stared. "What?" I asked.

"You look hansy" she said. I glared at her and he started laughing. "HAHAHA I'm not taking him from you. I already got my own hubby"

"The potato guy?" I asked as I laughed.

"Yes, the one and only potato guy in the world, ze Altair" She said as if she was creating a commercial about her dear potato. I pity her. I'm joking haha.

"Ohh right, the reason I called you, I almost forgot about it" she said seriously. As if another one of Dave's schemes is on the loose.

"That psychotic nemesis of yours is back" he said. I knew it. I just knew it. That moron keeps on ruining my plans in life. "Back in business tomorrow"

For us, 'back in business' means 'going to the agency'. Alternatives for spy phrases.

"God, that guy just don't know when to stop. I'm on a date and then he just ruins everything" I said. "See ya tomorrow" to the agency tomorrow.

"Sure, fairfarren, see you tomorrow" she said and ended the call.

I put my focus back to Noah. But he disappeared. I didn't notice him going somewhere. I looked around me, I already turned to every direction but I couldn't find him. As seconds pass and I still don't see him, my heart is already beating fast because I'm already worrying about him. I'm getting more worried by the second.