Hugs and Kisses

3

We finished building our tent which was much faster since we had four hands helping instead of just two. I got inside and started putting the mats, blankets, and pillows that I bought with me to stay comfortable. The tent wasn't that big but it looked so cute and cozy, like those Tumblr pictures of camping that you can find on i********: or Tumblr. Kade was about to get in when I closed the 'gate', aka the zipper of the tent, locking him out.

"Hey, open up!" He said attempting to knock on the tent.

"Nope, we must have a set of rules first!" I said and I could feel him sighing and rolling his eyes.

"You do not come in here with shoes or socks on, I don't want this tent to smell like something died here, dirty clothes go in the big tent and no funny business," I said.

"Fine," He said.

"Pinky promise?" I asked and opened the tent slightly and stuck my hand out to pinky promise him.

"What am I? Ten?" He asked.

"No, you are five," I said. He pinky promised me and climbed in. I lied down on my side and smiled. I like it, it's comfortable but I would love it if Kade just slept with the bears, if of course there are any.

"So since we are going to be spending a lot of time together, we might as well get to know each other more," I looked at Kade who was wiggling his eyebrows and I turned my back on him.

"In your dreams Parker,"

"In my dreams, we do more dirty stuff, Johnson," I rolled my eyes as he used my last name. I sat up and looked through my bag which was on the side of the tent. I was looking for my mp3 when Kade decided to take off his shirt.

I could see his abs from the corner of my eyes but I didn’t dare catch a glimpse.

"Parker put on a shirt, this isn't a strip club,” I sighed in exhaustion. I felt like a babysitter of a five-year-old.

"Babe, it's too hot here," He said.

"I told you not to babe me," I groaned.

"I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on," He said and I raised my eyebrows at his attempt.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" He asked.

"I wasn't in heaven in the first place," I said bluntly and turned to look at him.

"Oh, I got one!" I said and clapped my hands and fake smiled.

"Did it hurt?" I asked and he smirked.

"Did what hurt?"

"When I punched your buck ass face for being lame," I said and his smirk dropped. He places his hand on his heart and frowned.

"You hurt my feelings," He said.

"Aww, boohoo!" I said and got out of the tent. I went to help Mrs. Parker with the main tent.

"Hey Mrs. Parker," I greeted her.

"Oh honey please call me Marie," She said and I smiled.

"Do you need any help?" I asked.

"Oh no, I'm fine honey, go have fun and explore before it gets dark! Don’t go wandering around too far.” She said and I walked back to the tent. I peeked inside and looked at Kade who was now wearing a shirt.

"Hey Parker, wanna go explore?" I asked.

"Oh planning to seduce me so quickly?" He asked and I roll my eyes, I wonder how he even had any friends.

"No, just in case if we bump into a bear, I'll push you towards it and that’ll give me just about enough time to get away, well it also depends on how fast he devours you..." I said smiling innocently and he chuckled, stood up and followed me.

“You are one hell of a violent nerd,” he stated, putting on his shoes as I waited for him.

“I am not a nerd,” I said. Does it look like I am someone who would have excellent grades? Studying is too much work, as for violent...I suppose I am.

"So where are we going?" He asked.

"We are exploring," I said.

"Alright Dora," He said and I ignored his comment.

"You're stuck with me for fifteen days," He said out of nowhere.

"Is this how hell feels like?" I asked out loud.

"It's heaven babe," He said and winked at me. I rolled my eyes and pushed him lightly to the side causing him to trip and fall. I burst out laughing at how weak he is and immediately stopped as soon as I saw something small crawling up the back of his head.

"Kade, don't move," I said slowly as I stared at the eyes of the giant spider. I could feel my face go pale and I am certain he saw me turn white too. My eyes immediately looked everywhere to find something that could help the poor guy.

"Vanessa you're freaking me out," If there wasn't a big spider on his head then I would have burst out laughing at his expression. He looks like he was about to piss his pants and using my actual name meant real business.

"Kade, promise you won't scream when I tell you this," I said slowly backing away.

"Just say it, Vanessa!" He said giving me that look of fear that I never knew I’d see.

"There is a big spider on your head," I said bluntly as I looked up at the hairy beast.

"What? A spider?" He said and started panicking.

"You know an insect with eight hairy legs and big eyes,"

"Goddammit, Vanessa! I'm not an i***t, I know how a spider looks like! Please get it off m- oh my god! I feel it moving!" He screamed. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Vanessa! Please! I'm begging you! Get it off me!" He said with a serious expression. I reached out for his shoe, ready to hit the spider with it because who’d wanna touch a spider with their own shoe?

Smack.

I started screaming and closed my eyes because I accidentally touched it with my hand while hitting it.

Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack. Smack.

"Vanessa! OW! Stop! OW!" I realized I was hitting Kade's head now instead of the spider.

"Sorry," I said and looked around for the spider. I couldn’t find it which probably meant it was gone.

"No thanks?" I asked bravely yet with a slightly shaky voice.

"Thank you for saving my life, you are my knight in shining armor!" He said sarcastically and I rolled my eyes.

I'm getting tired of rolling my eyes...

Does it count as exercise?

"I think we are done exploring for the day," I said and started walking back to the tents.

"Can I have my shoe back?" He asked.

"Sorry," I said and I threw it to him without even looking back.

"Ow!"

Bingo!

"Sorry,"

Not.

I'm so evil sometimes.