TWISTED LOVE

You're so dead

Jason??

I walked out of the coffee shop, I can't believe I wasted my time coming here when I could easily have ordered in a better restaurant. I only came here because she told me too.

A call came in on my phone, speak of the devil?

'Hey Grumpy, I forgot to tell you that you shouldn't disturb Mr. Baker if he's speaking to a girl or three girls or two girls' She said in a serious tone, which means she is busy. Strange, she never took calls or called anyone whenever she's busy, looks like this small shop is a pretty big deal

'So now you're telling me'

'Wait, you've gotten there??'

'My order is with me and remind me never to listen to you on where to eat ever again'

'Common I forgot' She wined. Josie's my younger sister, she can be very annoying at times and playful but whenever she was serious, she was serious. And any threat that leaves her mouth are never empty, she intends on fulfilling them

'Well there goes your birthday gift' I murmured

'What did you say?'

'I said I don't care'

'Wait!! When you said 'Never to listen to me on where you should eat' did you mean that you put up a fight where you went?'

'Of course. The old man wouldn't take my order, kept talking to some stupid girl'

'Holly Shmolly, I wanted you to go there to meet your future wife and you go there insulting her father and her. Are you crazy?'

'No, you're the one who's crazy. So that was your plan all along. Did dad tell you to do this?'

'No. I think its high time you settle down and stop visiting Sugar's Casino'

'Yeah whatever' I rolled my eyes. Its not a big deal to visit your younger brothers casino, it just happens to be blessed with hot chicks and I am a man who appreciates God's wonderful work

'OK, so which girl did you meet?'

'What girl are you talking about?'

'The girl that took your order, fool' She said in a way reminding me of beast boy in teen titans

'So?'

'How does she look?'

'Why should I care how she looks?'

'Because she's going to be your future wife, fool'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Of course I do, but you will grow old as a man -w***e for the rest of your life, and I don't want anything to damage my reputation. So you better get you ass up here before I come get you wherever you are'

'I'm not coming home' I hung up and kept my phone on silent mode. She'll keep calling

I walked around the corner and entered the limo parked close to the entrance

'What you got there lil Josh?'

I froze then turned my head slowly to look at my older brother, Josh.

'Me?'

'Yes you. Who else is in here with me?'

'Are you sure I'm the one? Like as in Josh? Are you sure it isn't one of these guards whose identity I do not know and whose purpose I do not quite understand'

'What's all the questioning about? Who else do I call lil Josh?'

'Well it could be anybody, you haven't talked to me after you came back from Spain and that was a month ago'

I was staring at him like he just grew three horns, why wouldn't I? He came back from Spain about a month ago and didn't talk to me ever since because I threw a party in France with the company's money, My company's Money!!!!

'Well, I've forgiven you for a very long time, in fact I forgave you the second day I came back from Spain' He shrugged

'Are you shitting me? What about the torn 3D wallpaper in your room, broken chandelier, completely destroyed TV set, mini freezer, broken bathroom door, blood stain and semen on your bed, half your clothes worn by his I brought to party in your house, the.....' I could see the guards trying to hold their laughter

'Fine,I get the fact that you could be a jerk and an asshole sometimes but I forgive you'

This is not happening, those things are enough to make him commit murder 'Dude all that stuff happened in your house and if there's anything you love the most, its your house'

'You're wrong. I love my family the most, then my business, then my house. Although I've repaired everything, I'm collecting my money back from you'

'No problem' I smiled and nodded, if that's the price I'm willing to pay to become friends with my elder brother , so be it

'So what did you get that you can't find anywhere else in the city but have to come to this refuse dump and oddly looking area?'

'I didn't even know this place existed, Josie made me come'

'Ah! My younger twin, how is she?'

'You have her number, call her and ask'

'She won't answer it'

'Why? You guys never fight. You are typically the same person just in two different bodies'

'She wants me to get her the Deluxe D'Nile Necklace as a birthday gift' He exclaimed and I busted out laughing. Its crazy, I mean she's crazy. The Deluxe D'Nile Necklace is her creation, the #1 top notch necklace in her mall, she could just pick it as hers but she wants to kill two birds with one stone by having the necklace and also an increase in her account

'I thought her birthday isn't until December'

'Of course'

'So why would she want her gift middle of the year'

He stared at me for a while before asking what month we were in

'July of course'

'I can't believe this. You forgot your sister's birthday, she's so going to kill you when she finds out'

'What are you talking about? Her birthday isn't until 20th of December, I didn't forget'

'No, you didn't but you think we are still in July'

'Aren't we???'

'No fool.....see what I mean by the same person in different bodies..... Its two weeks to her birthday'

I spat out my coffee on the guard next to me, he glared at me like I was the one who forced him to come.

'You want an apology?? Dont forget I'm the boss here'

'Forget the guard and worry about Josie'

I brought out my phone 'What are you doing?'

'I'm calling Antana'

'Your sexy secretary who hates your ass and would to anything to see your d**k chopped off by a wood chipper?'

'Yeah that one' She has crazy fantasies. Before that stupid dream of hers ever comes true, I'll have to be grated all the way from my legs to my waist 'Well what I want her to do for me will make her happy for the rest of her life'

'And what is that? Granting her the go-ahead to kill you with a wood chipper??????'

'God no!!. She'll buy me a beautiful golden coffin to bury my dead body when Jodie is through with it'

He snatched my phone away 'Jeez no. Josie doesn't have to know about it. If you tell Antana, she'll just tell Josie and then your death is sure'

'So you'll cover up for me'

'Of course. I won't actually call it covering up'

'Oh yeah. Right'

He reached out for my pie

'Oww, what was that for?' He said rubbing the back of his palm

'Get yours. Its mine alone'

'Hey dad's calling, I wonder why'

'Probably to tell you he froze your account or that he lost a contract because of you. ???? you're so dead'

A/N: I'm so sorry for the update, my phone has been bad and I just got it.

I hope you enjoy it