Jace: Say what?
Me: You know what. You’re not going to trick me into saying it this time.
Jace: I honestly don’t have any clue what you’re talking about.
Me: Don’t say mafia, you asshole.
Jace: If someone owns a million suits that each cost as much as my car and they never can explain where their money comes from . . . I’m going to say mafia.
Jace: Also you once said “I’ll handle it” and there was a headline about a dead guy the next day.
Me: Coincidence.
Jace: Sure. Just like the time I asked what you do, and you said “consulting” and changed the subject.
Me: I do consult people . . .on their life choices.
Jace: Do they live afterward?
I actually laughed at that one, and one of my guys shot me a confused look. Whoops.
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Jace: See. Th
