Is she kidding me? She's got to be kidding me? She really is crazy! She's the clingy one! She was the one who would insist that they went on three dates a week! She'd read his text messages! She'd demand he give her all his social media passwords! "That's funny." "Yeah, why do you say that?" she asked in a passive aggressive tone. I could tell she was trying her best not to flip out. "Because you're the clingy one," I told her as I chuckled. "'Axel, take me out tonight.' 'Axel, let's go out.' 'Axel, come over.' 'Axel, let's go here.' 'Axel, this.' 'Axel, that.' Don't you have anyone else to spend time with other than Axel?" Her face was red and her fists were clenched at her sides. "Well, I think it's obvious who's more important to him," she blurted. "Is it?" I inquired. "Who did he

