Michael’s Author Notes January 29, 2019 THANK YOU for not only reading this story but these Author Notes as well. (I think I’ve been good with always opening with “thank you.” If not, I need to edit the other Author Notes!) RANDOM (sometimes) THOUGHTS? I have no rat stories, thank God. I like how Sarah curses at her cat. Personally, I think that is a normal expression for cats (the little fuckers think we are the slaves in this relationship and it just annoys me.) The title of this book, It’s Working as Intended, was chosen after a heavy amount of research (total lie) and required days of concentrated focus. Ok, total bullshit, it took him (speaking about myself in the third person) maybe thirty minutes of research and an hour of squirrel time.) All of our titles have somethi

