-The beginning-
753 Words
"Oi, where are you taking me?"
The woman in black asked with a scowl.
"VWHOOOMMM—-"
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-What....What is going on...? Wait...don't tell me...
Did I seriously die like THAT?! Oh you got to be f*****g kidding me! Where the f**k am I? Is this...heaven...?-
In the white emptiness, the woman in black floated around aimlessly, with a mix of expressions plastered on her face.
"Welcome host, yes that is how you died and no, you are not in heaven"
There was a mysterious male sounding voice heard, which seemed to come from nowhere which startled the woman.
-What the ever loving f*****g f**k is that, am I going insane?-
"No Host. You are not going insane, this is truly what it seems."
-Oh my god don't tell me you can read my mind. That would not be good.-
"..."
-I was kidding, I'm not that dumb, I just died, am I not allowed to make any jokes here?-
"Host please be serious, this is a serious matter"
-f**k fine, I am curious on where I am. Also where the f**k are you?? Literally I don't know where to look, I don't see you anywhere.-
"Host, I am not a physical being in the current moment, however let me finally start to explain as to where you are"
-Oooh I'm talking to a ghost.-
"To start off, I am an entity known as System 22. Where you are standing, more like floating, is a vast of negative space where time is non existent."
-Ohhhh I see I see.
Why the f**k am I here, man here I though hell and heaven was a thing, this is heartbreaking to find ou-
"Host, please be quiet and let me explain, you're making things more difficult for me"
-...-
"Anyways I won't be wandering around the topic. Yes, heaven and hell is real, however, because you met certain requirements you have been chosen as a host"
-Uhhhhh.... What...?-
"Looking through all of your memories I can clearly see tha-"
-YOU WENT THROUGH MY f*****g MEMORIES??!!! Damn I didn't know entities where this perverted.-
"Host please, this was a matter of selection, I went through a lot of peoples memories"
-Whatever, why am I here and when can I go to heaven, I got an appointment with the big man of the skies.-
"Host, why do you have to be like this, I'm starting to regret choosing you. The reason as to why you're here is confidential information as of now. And unfortunately, you're not allowed to leave until you complete the mission you will be given"
-W h a t.-
"You have no say in the matter, you can refuse for as long as you like but that will only waste your time and mine"
-Jesus Christ, here I thought that after death I would finally be able to rest go ur eternity while playing cards with god or something. Wait... speaking of death, how the f**k did I die?-
"Host you were hit full force by a moving train."
-I'm pretty sure I wasn't on the rails...right...?-
"Enough of the nonsense host"
-Jeez I'm only trying to have fun here. Fine. So... what is my mission?-
Finally getting back on track the woman in black stopped messing around and was curious on what was going to happen next.
"Host, your mission is to go in different parallel worlds finding fragments of this very special gem"
As System 22 stated that, a picture of a gold gem popped up in front of the woman's face.
-Ooooo shinyyyy, wait how many fragments of this do I need to collect.-
"There are 8 fragments total host"
-You know... System 22 now is it, I'm going to have to decline, I'm not getting anything out of this anyway.-
"..."
-So I recommend you choose someone else for the job.-
"Host, do remember that you will be living the lives of rich and powerful people"
Hearing this, her ears perked up and her attitude seemed to change with the flip of a switch.
-Where do I f*****g start, sign me in baby, I've always wanted to live like a superstar.
Also, can you stop calling me host, it's weird, call me by my name, Lorica.-
"I cannot do that Host. Now, you will be transported to your new world where I will proceed to explain the rules to you and what you need to do"
Blah blah blah, come on! Take me there already, I'm super ready.
- Writer
