Reincarnation of Audemars - Who Am I...?

Great Balls Of Fire

Name: Audemars

Male, 21 years old, 1.75m tall, 60kg.

Level: 0/100,000

Progress: 66%

Attributes

Strength: 4

Dexterity: 3

Intelligence: 2

Vitality: 3

Toughness: 2 (+6)

Damage: 2 (+5)

Recovery: 2

Free unallocated points: 0

Class: unknown (has yet to be unlocked)

Profession: unknown (has yet to be unlocked)

Skills: none

Wealth: 122 credits

Weapon: Dagger (+3), Short Sword (+5) (equipped)

Armour: Heavy Work Glove (+2) Planked Shield (+4)

"Huargh... Oh. My. God. I finally reached this end of the tunnel. My goodness... If I were to meet a few of these, I think I'd better give it up. Their brute strength and my miserable state are too much for me to handle right now. Phew... It wouldn't hurt if I were to smoke right now, do I? " I said to myself and suddenly an offscreen crew came over and offered his packet of cigarettes.

I looked at it longingly and saw it was the same brand that I love to smoke due to its cloves aftertaste and thick aroma. I slid one out of the packet and the crew offered to light it up for me. "Thanks, man. You're a lifesaver."

The offscreen crew then exited back to where he came and I sat there on an undamaged crate, removed the planked shield and the old bronze sword off my hands. "Phew...I guess I've hooked back on smoking again." I slowly pulled on the clove cigarette and the toxins and chemicals clouded my brain and entered my lungs.

I slowly exhaled through my nostrils and the sides of my mouth as I looked like a fearsome dragon, breathing out smoke instead of fire. Hah hah hah.

"Oi... Oi... Who said you can smoke here on the set? Hello, you want to get fined, is it? No smoking in a building or under shelter, did you forget that or your brain cells suddenly died when you're asleep for 6 bloody full months?"

I looked around, searching for that irritating voice and true enough, it was the director of this novel... The fat yellow-bellied bastard that would spend all days and nights fiddling with his smartphone and scratching his crotch! I wonder what he was up to when I was back a series ago and here he comes, raising his voice acting high and mighty again.

"What Oi, Oi? I don't have a name, is it? The author gave me a name and it sounded like an expensive watch you know...so what if I'm smoking? There's no sign that says I can't smoke. Go f**k off somewhere, Director. Keep messing around with the script here."

"Oi... That's Audemars Piguet with an 'S', your name does not have an 'S' so it's not the same."

"Hello Director, I've got an ass and it's a silent ass... It is right behind here where I'm sitting on this crate, you fool. Please lah... Go somewhere and bug other MC. This MC just needed a smoke break and once I'm done, I'm off to the fifth level here in this basement."

"Oi... A basement had got 1 or 2 levels only lah... This has 5 levels and its no more called a basement. Its called a dungeon. Have you gone stupid already?"

"Oh yeah... A dungeon. Why I had never thought of that before? This is basement and rats and not dungeons and rodents. It sounds really awful and doesn't have a ring to it at all. Hah hah hah." I thought inwardly to myself as I take another pull of the cloves cigarette.

"Oi, I'm going to deduct 500 credits from your allowances for smoking in confined and covered spaces. Even if you're the MC, you are not the director. Quit smoking and stomp it out."

"Alright, alright ... I'm finishing already. Sheesh... Can't a guy take a break or something? Where's Max? I haven't seen him or heard from him..." I hollered back as I stamped the cigarette underfoot and picked up my planked shield and the old bronze sword.

"Max has integrated with you and he is now called the system. He would notify you if you discovered something new or achieves something significant in your life, understood?"

"Yeah, thanks for the tip. I'm off and I hope I don't need to hear your beratings anymore. It's really annoying you know. Ciao..." I stood up and crushed the crate which I was sitting on and yielded nothing and I kicked the wooden door a few times and it gave way and fell.

"Time to R U M B L E... hah hah hah...!!!" as I went down the stairwell and this time it had only 1 torch lit in the middle of the passageway. I bashed through all the visible crates and barrels and I found another interesting item among the debris besides credits.

*Ding* Congratulations on discovering a Plain Wooden Buckler. Toughness +6. Take?

"Take and Replace" and automatically the plain wooden buckler replaces the planked shield and my stats went up a bit. I hope to find a better weapon but then I remembered I could fuse this old bronze sword on the Fusion Chamber later on.

The plain old wooden buckle looks like it came from a broken garden round table. With two leather hoops at the back to slip the forearm through it looks fairly better than the crude planks that were joined together. If someone were to give a kick, it would definitely break through it.

This old wooden buckler has a flat surface and it won't be able to glance away any incoming thrown or striking weapons at all. An Axe would break this apart in one or two hacks. Luckily these rodents aren't those hack and s***h type of foes.

I was filled with adrenaline, wrath or fury as I bashed through everything I saw, wooden crates and barrels and automatically picked up the credits as I go along. This is my last level of the so-called basement and I would eradicate every living rodent that dwells in this level.

As I was bashing through the wooden crates and barrels, I was hollering for the beings to come out and confront me. "COME ON YOU LITTLE FUCKTARDS..." I hollered and true enough, they heard me and their bodies were gigantic and it almost reached the ceiling.

"HUAARRGGHH... COME AT ME AND MEET YOUR MAKER...!!! I lunged forward with the wooden buckler in my left and the old bronze sword in my right. There was no way I'm going to attack through the front. As I ran, I loosen the buckler and threw it in the ground just as I was nearing the rodent.

The red glowing eyes were as big as my buckler and it too lunged forward the moment I threw the buckler on the ground. I used the momentum and slid on top of the buckler and swoosh down underneath its belly. I saw what I was looking for: 2 huge brown coloured sack of balls hanging on its rear end.

It was as if inviting me to give it either a stab with the old bronze sword or simply give it a tickle. When I slid on top of the buckler, the momentum picked up and it managed to glide me further and I stopped right underneath its humongous balls that looked like 2 huge coconuts in a loose brown gunny sack!!

"IT'S NOW OR NEVER...!!!" I hollered and I scrambled to get to its rear end and I managed to decapitate its swishing tail before it does any damage to me. The old bronze sword had done its deed in slicing it close to its body. The tail was swishing about like giant ringworm and the humongous balls were perfectly inlined where I wanted it to be.

I took a few steps back and I ran forward and gave an upper kick to the balls. It quivered slightly and the beast was shrieking madly and was twisting about. Since the body was as high as the ceiling, it failed to turn around and faced me. I gave a few more kicks until I saw its anus was puckering and I knew I had to evade the oncoming gush of s**t that looked like a black cocoon.

The balls were quivering madly and I stood a few distances back. "Rise of the Sun, DON'T FAIL ME NOW" I made a handseal with my two hands and immediately I was able to summon the energy and I was shooting 3 reddish-orange flames, targeting it directly at its balls.

*Ding* Congratulations on discovering Ring Of The Sun.

"BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM* 3 shots per seconds and the beast was surely feeling the heat as the sack of balls began to tear and green-reddish liquid began to ooze out. I kept shooting and its anus and balls had finally caught fire. The air was filled with the acrid smell of burning flesh, skin and fur of the beast.

Upon hearing the first beast shrieking, hissing and spitting about, the others started to stir and moved to find the source of the shrieking. I closed my handseal and its time for me to unleash another one of my fireballs using another of my unused handseal.

I closed my fingers altogether and pushed them against my palm and leaving only my forefingers protruding out. This is my only handseal that I had not used for a very long time and when the handseal is made I performed the gathering of energy and immediately a bright fireball was formed at the tips of the forefingers.

*Ding* Congratulations on discovering The Diamond Thunderbolt.

"Diamond Thunderbolt, Go!!" I unleashed it and it was a mid-level attack compared between Kamehameha and Rise of the Sun and a series of red hot fireballs was fired down the dim passageway. Since these beasts were as wide as the two walls and as high as the ceiling, there was no escape as I was firing nonstop at about 4 devastating fireballs per second as big as size 3 soccer balls.

I had no idea about my mana if it is being depleted or not but I just kept firing into the darkness.

*Ding* Congratulations on defeating Giant Rat. Experience +15.

*Ding* Congratulations on defeating Giant Rat. Experience +15.

I heard the announcements and it means that the first one that I had fired upon earlier had finally succumbed to its injuries and the second one that I fired blindly down the alleyway had somehow died too.

I picked up the buckler and the old bronze sword and made my way through as both of the Giant Rats had dissipated into the ground when it was vanquished. I met another one along the way and dropped the buckler and old bronze sword and used the handseal to unleased the diamond thunderbolt again. After a few minutes I heard two announcements again but this time the second one was different.

*Ding* Congratulations on levelling up. Level 1/100,000. Allocated points +10. Allocate now?

"Yes," I opened up the interface and saw that I had finally made some progress. I quickly allocated the necessary points and made my way through the passageway until I got to the end where there's a wooden door. Upon opening it and entering through it, there was another door a short distance away.

"Weird, how comes there's another door right after the other?" I thought inwardly and as I opened the door before me, I exited right into the kitchen of Prius and Patricia's house. I sighed a huge sense of relief and discovered that it was a portal to exit directly through here.

"Welcome back, Warrior. Come, take a seat here and have some grog. You sure look like you need one right now." offered Prius as he offered a stool right there in the kitchen's island and poured me a mug of grog.