Years Are Flowing Away Like a River

Chapter 3 Divorce

‘You are Lu Dongdong?’ Lu fish gasped and laughed, ‘Less f*****g bullshit, do you know who Lu Dongdong is? If you are Lu Dongdong, I am still the Monkey King!’

Lu Dongdong was the protagonist of his first full-length novel, King of Fish. For him, it was not only a fictional character, but also a close friend of his, holding the pain, unwillingness and hopes of his teenage years, which were irreplaceable.

This machine has been playing Lu Dongdong for a long time, and really treats himself as a paperweight.

The more Lu fish thought about it, the more angry he became, and grabbed the weighted rope of the mermaid ball: ‘You are Lu Dongdong, right, come on, you perform a stormy pastoral for me.’

This was one of Lu Dongdon's basic magic moves that could manipulate a storm, causing torrential rain to fall on a sunny day and howling winds to rise from the flat earth.

The mermaid ball flicked its tail and calmly said, ‘This is not my world, there is no aura or magical elements, this is your world, father.’

It wasn't a line from a book, it was a logical and original statement, and it wasn't out of character in the slightest, as if a real person was talking in a balloon skin. If it was just role-playing, the AI couldn't create its own lines, it would just pick them up from what was already there.

Lu Yu started brainstorming.

Could it be that this guy was really Lu Dongdong, and the paper man had ascended into a robot?

Since he was able to cross over, there was nothing strange about a paper man coming to life? This explains the problem of it being a ‘different kind of brain’.

If this is his paper man son ......

Lu fish heart a hot, moved to look at Lu Dongdong, Lu Dongdong showed a squinty-eyed smile.

Lu fish: ‘......’

Lu Dongdong: ‘If you can show me some somersault clouds, maybe I can try Storm Mako.’

F*ck, being played by a wiseguy!

Lu Fish was furious and evil, copied the sofa cushion, ‘I'll show you an Old Father's Wrath first!’

The mermaid ball flicked its tail and ran away, and Lu Yu drew his legs and chased after it. Chasing too involved, did not hear the sound of the door, all the way through the living room rushed into the foyer, and just came in Ming Yan collided with a full embrace.

Real, hot, male god!

‘Splat,’ the cushion fell to the ground.

The impact of beauty from close range made Lu Yu forget to breathe, holding his breath until he was dizzy before he managed to come back to his senses. He swallowed his saliva and hurriedly spread his hands, but also afraid that Ming Yan did not stand still, want to touch dare not touch, so anxious to circle around, like a dog that smells super tasty head bone but did not get the master's order dare not put his mouth.

Ming Yan is wearing a suit jacket, shirt collar open two buttons, unwrapped tie loosely wrapped around the hand, so upright standing in the foyer under the bright lights. Compared with the youthful campus period, the face value and aura rose geometrically, as the cool moonlight turned into a dazzling sun, reaching a point where it could penetrate Lu Yu's teenage boy heart in seconds.

Lu fish stared blankly, unable to speak for a moment, can only go around again, to see if there is no bump to this baby.

Ming Yan looked at Lu Yu, who was circling around himself like a puppy, and felt that today he looked a lot smoother, and even a little cute. Can not help but reach out, want to touch the head with the bath fragrance, reached half and restrained, slowly clenched into a fist behind his back: ‘The housekeeper said that the state of your speech with him is not quite right, what's going on?’

‘It's a little complicated ......,’ Lu Yu paused and put on an innocent face, ‘I was joking with him, and I didn't think that he didn't have a sense of humour.’

He hadn't thought about how to tell Ming Yan about crossing over, he couldn't say ‘your husband was too old, returned it to the factory for repair, and temporarily replaced it with a new liner, so he got sidetracked with the housekeeper’. I can only attribute this to the fact that the housekeeper is too serious and rigid to understand his joke.

Ming Yan took off his jacket and headed towards the sofa area, ‘You let people call you dad, the average person doesn't really have this sense of humour.’

‘Ahahaha,’ Lu Yu dryly laughed twice, chased Ming Yan to sit on the sofa, and squeezed with him intimately, ‘Are you hungry, I'll make you something to eat?’

Ming Yan looked at him deeply, ‘Did you see the message I sent?’

Lu fish eyes brightly looking at his freshly baked wife, against that pair of beautiful eyes will head empty, stupidly answered: ‘What message, I did not see, I fainted just climbed up.’ Before being robbed of all reason by beauty, he endeavoured to add the last sentence in an effort to show that he was not a slovenly man who had hastily bathed and changed his clothes to be in such good shape.

The mermaid that ran away silently swam over and unfolded the light screen behind Ming Yan, displaying that last message:

[Let's divorce.

Divorce?

Lu fish pupils huge shock.

The last message sent over was actually mentioning divorce. No wonder Ming Yan looked at him with a strange look in his eyes, probably thought that he was seeing the divorce text message to make a great courtesy to seek redemption it.

The wife who just arrived, not yet warm, is going to fly away? He felt the world Sen Sen's malice.

Ming Yan sighed: ‘Forget it, it's more appropriate to say it in person.’

Lu Yu: ‘Wait!’

Ming Yan: ‘Let's divorce.’

Lu Yu: ‘I'm crossing over.’

Ming Yan: ‘......’

The room fell into an eerie silence.

Lu Yu dryly coughed and tried to explain, ‘So what, I travelled across from ten years ago, not the original Lu Yu. You can call me Lu Little Fish, the previous one was Lu Big Fish.’

Ming Yan tiredly rubbed his brow, ‘What are you acting out again, the plot of a new book?’

In the past, when Lu Fish wrote a book, he liked to substitute himself into that worldview, even his way of speaking and behavioural patterns would change. So much so, the guy was especially middle-aged during his university years, and very domineering during the time he just graduated. However, in recent years, Lu Yu seldom writes things, after opening a company busy as a dog is even more unable to write, has not been in this state for a long time.

‘Really, I really travelled across,’ Lu fish only had to be honest, ‘I was in the dormitory a second ago, and then I opened my eyes and was lying in the study, and I don't know what's going on. Anyway, I'm not him, I can't be responsible for both of your marriages, you have to wait for him to come back to discuss with him if you want a divorce.’

Ming Yan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and exhaled it out intermittently, as if he was restraining his anger: ‘Lu Yu, I'm really tired and don't have the strength to play with you.’

The smile on Lu Yu's face gradually disappeared, looking at this kind of Ming Yan was very heartbroken, secretly cursed, ‘Lu Dafu you do all the bad things’. Although I don't know exactly what happened, but cursing Lu Dafu is the right thing to do.

After a moment of silence, Lu fish gently tugged on the tie wrapped around Ming Yan's hand: ‘I'm not playing, I'm telling the truth, senior.’

Hearing this long-lost address, Ming Yan opened his eyes and was met with a pair of crystal clear eyes. This was by no means the eyes that the twenty-eight year old Lu Yu should have.

Over the years of doing business, Ming Yan had seen all kinds of pretenders and knew that the eyes were the most difficult to pretend. If Lu Yu could have this acting skill, why would he still write books and go straight to being a film director.

‘Father wasn't acting,’ the mermaid ball floated over and helped explain to his own old father, ‘Before you came back, he howled at the mirror, abs, and projector respectively, tried to call the police, ran all over the house, threw slippers, and peed upside down... ...’

‘There was no peeing upside down! You kid don't talk nonsense!’ Lu Yu, who was initially quite moved, the more he heard, the more wrong he became, and as he pulled the fish ball over, he tried to cover its mouth. This little son of a b***h, how dare you corrupt his image in front of the male god.

When Ming Yan saw this action of his, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly, ‘He is using your brain to speak, covering his mouth is useless.’

Lu Yu snapped and withdrew his hand, slapping the mermaid's arse, ‘This bastard's character is exactly the same as that little bastard Lu Dongdong, talking nonsense with his mouth open.’

Lu Dongdong in the book King of Fish was originally a young master who lived a rich life. One day the world changed drastically, the aura revived, monsters crawled up from the ground and from the deep sea, and he awakened his mermaid bloodline. His family was afraid of him after his awakening, so they kicked him out of the house. He wandered for a long time and became cynical, ruthless and scheming.

‘I am Lu Dongdong, daddy, you tell father.’ The mermaid ball floated in front of Ming Yan and complained accusingly.

Ming Yan deliberated for a moment, ‘Dong Dong is our company's main product.’

Product? Lu fish brain floating on the shelves rows of Q version of mermaids, dishevelled Lu Dafu squatting next to the hawking: ‘Fathers and elders do good, the family can not uncover the pot, can only sell his son, you look at the price to give a price.’

Lu fish slammed the armrest of the sofa: ‘How can this be, I Lu fish even if I inserted the label to sell the head, but also can not sell children to sell women ah!’

Ming Yan: ‘...... product is the intelligent brain personality assistant, winter assistant is the most popular one.’

The mermaid ball immediately ran over to offer its courtesy and played a segment of Sinking Fish Technology's product advert. In the advertisement, a user raised the Smart Brain in his hand, and the dial lit up and resounded with Lu Dongdong's voice: ‘Hello, I am Assistant Dongdong, when you need my help, please call out my name “Dongdong”. The God of the Seven Seas, the King of the Fae, the world's greatest personalised assistant, at your service at all times.’

The first sentence was slightly dull, and the latter was very middle-of-the-road. It was like Lu Dongdong's personality had been applied to the generic template of an intelligent assistant.

Ming Yan pointed at the little guy who secretly raised his Sea King fork to scratch Lu Fish's hairstyle, ‘He is Lu Dongdong's source code, carries all of Lu Dongdong's data, and has been raised by you ...... well, by Lu Dafu as a real person for three years, and trained in daily dialogue. In a way, he is indeed Lu Dongdong. Do I make myself clear?’

Actually, Ming Yan wasn't very clear about the principles, after all, he was just a weak and helpless art student.

Lu Yu, however, understood.

What they sell to customers is only part of Lu Dongdong's data, and the service model is similar to Siri and Xiaodu's kind of ‘you don't ask, it doesn't answer’.

And the source of AI - installed in his brain this Lu Dongdong, with all the memories of the book Lu Dongdong, and the author of the day after the real training out of the behavioural pattern, in addition to not magic, has been infinitely close to the paper man.

Lu Fish breathed a sigh of relief, ‘So it's not the paper man ascending, it's technology and ruthless living.’

Seeing that he finally understood, the mermaid balloon happily shook its fish tail.

‘What are you thinking, you have to believe in science,’ Ming Yan pulled Lu Yu's wrist and stood up, ‘Let's go, let's go to the hospital.’

‘Ah? I, I'm not going, I'm not sick.’ Lu Yu was immersed in an academic discussion, suddenly there was skin-to-skin contact, her brain buzzed and overloaded and started smoking.

Ming Yan obviously didn't believe it, but in the face of Lu Yu whose mind was ten years younger, he could only coax patiently, reaching out to touch that reddened brain, ‘Face so red, must have a fever, have to go and take a look.’

Lu fish in the soft palm lightly rubbed a bit, then the forehead of the long white ‘hot fast’ down, secretly clutched in the hand: ‘cough, no fever, just a little nervous. I can't go to the hospital, the doctor can't see this crossing thing, he must say I'm stupid. In case the word gets out, the company's share price will plummet tomorrow.’

Ming Yan: ‘...... Our company failed to list, there is no share price.’