Dear Olivia,
I want to get straight to the point in this letter. I like you. I like everything about you. I like how tiny you are. How long your hair is. How your freckles go everywhere. I like how sweet you are. How smart you are. How kind you are. How fun you are. I like how you laugh. How you talk. How you walk. I like everything. Please don't take this note as stalker-ish. I will remain unnamed because I don't have any guts to tell you who I am.
Sincerely,
Your Secret Lover
I just stood there. Gaping at the letter.
I had to get to the bottom of this.