(Alex’s POV) April insisted she come with us when we go to see Cerina-sl*sh-Michelle. I think she just wants to be there for Roman but I still don’t like the idea of her going down there. I know it’s considered an antiquated notion but before she came along women weren’t allowed down in the dungeon. It wasn’t just about their safety, either. Those prisoners are typically nasty, vile people who like to play with their own excrements. They’re the reason I believe in Darwinism. Don’t laugh! It’s true! What other animal on the planet likes to throw it’s own sh*t at things? Just monkeys and these low-lifes. It’s disgusting and the ones that try that f*ckin sh*t with me learn real quick why that’s a bad f*ckin idea. So yeah, it’s another reason we don’t like our women going down there. It

