Crazy Little Devil

Fancy POV First day of school. It was like I'm so naiinis na talaga sa yaya namin. I hate my breakfast kaya. I dont want ham. I want bacon kaya. She knows naman but she always make kalimot. She wants mega bunot yata ng kilay. Na-a-ah! I'm not a high schooler anymore. Like errr! I'm college na kaya. Nag-level-up na ako to the highest level. You want me to make pakilala pa ba? Or no? Oh, well, well. I don't have pakialam naman if you are not interesado about me. I will make pakilala pa rin for the sake of iba. I am...darna! Yaaa! Just making patawa lang. I am Fancy Jewel Abellano. It's so haba my name 'no? My mother gave it to me. How sad lang she's in heaven na. I know she’s masaya na there and I know she’s always nakabantay to me. You can make tawag me by my first name, Fancy. Take note. Don't dare call me Jewel, intendiez? There's one lalaki lang na pwede ako i-call na Jewel. And that's... "FANCY JEWEL ABELLANO! Damn it! Male-late ka na! Naghihintay na ang driver!" It's so aga and I heard him mura. Psh. That's my eldest brother, Lance Reid Abellano. He's so gwapo ever kahit super sungit. Oops! Even he's gwapo, you're not allowed to have gusto to him ha? He's already married to Janeth Napoles. Hahaha. Just making loko ulit. I mean, he's kasal na to Yumiko Hayashi. She's a japanese and she's so gorgeous and sexy. She's my idol nga eh. But they don't have anak pa. Kasi Yumiko had a problem to her matres so ayun. She can't be pregnant pa. Maybe after ilang years pa. I'm so excited pa naman to have pamangkins. "I'm making pasok na. Bye Reid! Bye Yumi!" I make labas na to our mansion ang there, the driver is making hintay na. Baka he's inip na or what. Like duh, sometimes he's so bagal then now, he's so aga. So GRRR! "Let's go na manong." I said to him then I make sakay na sa car. While in the car, I am making muni-muni. Oh! I'm not tapos pa pala in making pakilala of myself. I'm studying in Shin-Woo University. It is a university owned by my brother's bestfriend—si Satan s***h Kyle Shin-Woo. Yeah, i make him tawag Satan kasi naman he’s so sungit din like Reid. So there. I have one brother pa but it's only kalahati. Yeah, half-brother. His name is James Patrick Abellano. He's also have a fiance so even if he's so gwapo din, don't make crush on him ha? Her fiance pa naman is demonyita like me. I’m the mini demonyita version 1000. Haha. I’m really fond of making trippings. It’s so masaya kaya to make some trippings. I admit naman, sometimes, it’s not good but, it’s me eh. And no once can change me na. I'm taking up what ba? Ahm, kasi I'm not seryoso naman to my course. I really want to be fashion designer but my Dad is GRR! He wants me to take Business Management. So nakakainis! Why nalang na sya ang mag-study, right? Argh! He's making pasalamat nalang that Blake is my classmate. OMG! I'm so kinikilig. Blake Zed Smith, he's my long time crush since we're high school pa. He's so matalino and oh-so-gwapo! Then now, he's the hearthrob prince dito sa univerity. You want to make alam my secret? About Blake? Well, it's kinda, ano kase..you know..ah— "Ma'am andito na po tayo." Arg! So istorbo talaga! Okay I make patuloy nalang my kwento later ha? I make baba na sa car then, I flip my hair. There they are. May fans. Yeah, my fanboys. There are so daming boys na may gusto saken and making ligaw but I like someone else na kaya I make them basted or not pansin nalang. "Fancyyyyy!" Oh my God. "My eardrums is so sakit ha! Don't make sigaw nga!" I make pagalit to my bestfriend, Daniella Chui, she's half chinese, half manananggal. Hahaha! Kidding ulit. Half filipino-half, chinese kaya. She's so singkit like she can't see anymore na. "Kasi naman you're so bingi eh!" See? She's so nakakainis. She's making gaya my language. Like duhhh! I hate all those persons who make gaya my language. It's viral na talaga. I'm one of the popular girls kasi dito sa university. Hmp! They call my language, ‘Fancy Language’. It's always trending nga eh. There's a lot of girls kasi na trying hard to make me gaya. So layo naman sa original. “Whatever. Speak straight nga. Dont make me gaya or else I will give you mega sabunot na talaga.” “Ang sungit mo naman bestfriend. Here na, staight na ang salita ko.” She pouted her lips pa like its bagay to her, errr! Not so bagay. She looks like a duck. Im harsh talaga even to my bestfriend. Syempre, im not plastic naman. I’m a person. “Let’s go na. Dont be maarte na. I will make you tulak talaga sa taas ng building.” I make her biro. She’s sanay na sa pagiging harsh ko. We’re bestfriends kaya since grade school. “OMG! That’s Blake!!!” “Where. Where? OMG. Look at my buhok. It’s so maayos ba?” I’m making taranta na talaga. Kasi naman whenever I heard his name, I was like a worm that hindi mapakali. “Joke lang!” “You really want mega sabunot times ten? You’re so GRRRR! Not so nakakatuwa. I’m making taranta pa naman.” I glared at her. “Ikaw naman Fancy best, kahit kelan, ang hard mo saken.” “You want soft? Psh! I making bunot your buhok sa kili kili using scissors talaga.” I make taray to her. So nagulat naman kase talaga ako. I thought Blake is really here na. Like er! It’s our first day of being a college students. Almost two months na I didn’t saw Blake. I miss him na kaya. He miss me too kaya? We’re malapit na sa room. There’s a lot of students na, they are making pa-ganda like gaganda pa sila. So ewww! “Dito ang room namin Fancy best.” Daniella pull me inside our room. And.. OMG! It’s Blake! He’s here na sa room namen and he’s making kaway to me. WAAAAA! I’m gonna die na sa kilig. So much! Blake is super gwapo lalo. He’s like a supermodel pa. I will make kaway na sana when someone make lampas to me from my back and make lapit to Blake. Ad there, Blake is smiling at her! Who the hell is that malanding girl na kinawayan ni Blake ko?! Waaa. I thought ako yung kinawayan nya but I was wrong. Waaa! You b***h, I will sunog your buhok talaga. Argggg!