When Jesy gave her speech as Perrie’s Maiden of Honor at Perrie and Jade’s wedding, she took credit for setting the two women up. She was, of course, promptly interrupted by Karl, Jade’s Best Man, who called her out on her lie. They were always destined to meet and fall in love. It just happened to have been that Jesy had set the two women up on separate blind dates, dates that hadn’t shown up. It wasn’t Jesy that had set them up, if anything it was fate. Or maybe just clumsiness. The clumsiness that sent Perrie falling directly backwards into Jade. After introductions, Perrie kept hold of Jade’s hand and unceremoniously dragged her towards the bathroom. As soon as they reached a sink, Perrie dropped Jade’s hand and reached for napkins. She first wiped off all the excess ice cream, then

