My Girlfriend Is A Campus Jerk

Ryle's POV "You are so handsome, Ryle I wanna make you mine, You look so damn fine, Why won't you date me, now?" Napapailing na lang ako ng bigla na namang sumulpot sa aking harapan ang isang babaeng kahapon ko pa iniiwasan dahil sa 'suntok sa buwan' niyang deal sa 'kin. Ginugulo na naman niya ako, at talagang kumakanta pa. Maganda na sana ang boses niya kaso may pagka husky, para talagang lalaki. Tatayo na sana ako ng pinigilan niya ako at nakangisi pa ring kumakanta. "You're so fine, Will you be my boyfriend? Say yes right now, so I can finally call you mine." Damn! She's now biting her lips. I glared at her. Hindi na siya nakakatuwa! "Stop it. There's no hell way--" hindi natapos ang sasabihin ko nang kumanta na naman siya sa isang kantang ngayon ko pa lang naririnig. "Don't pretend I think you know That I like you, Don't try to deny it I know you like me too." Wala akong hiya but right now, nakakaramdam na ako nun. This tomboyish girl is really a total psycho. Everyone is looking at us right now, we're in the canteen, not in a f*****g concert! For Devil's sake! Hindi talaga siya tumitigil. "She doesn't look fine You could do so much better I think we should date now." "I don't want to be your boyfriend. You're not my type." I said, firmly but she just grinned. And gave me a middle finger. Pinakaayaw kong gawin ng isang babae. Lahat ng ayaw ko sa isang babae ay nasa kanya na. Paano ko siya papatulan kung kahit maghubad pa siya sa harapan ko ay hindi ako maaakit. "I'm going to kill you. Believe me. I will." I warned her with a dead eyes but again she never stop. She didn't listen. She's fearless and I don't like it. "I can see the way look at me And even when you are far away I know you always think of me So why don't you just confess? And say Let's date, honey." Patuloy lang siya sa pagkanta niya na para bang nakakatuwa. Hindi ba siya marunong makiramdam? "What do you want me to do? To make you stop huh? Tell me." I asked, losing my temper. "Just say yes!" She answered smiling. "No." She grinned and then annoys me again. "You are so handsome, Ryle I wanna make you mine, You look so damn fine, Why don't you date me, yes?" Cause I wanna be your girlfriend." Halos magkasalubong na ang kilay ko sa pagkapikon. "Will you stop?" "Say, yes." "No." Then she shook her head and sing again. Nilapit pa niya ng husto ang mukha niya sa mukha ko and all students were shouting and laughing. Damn! I hate this. "Just say yes and we can be finally together." "Damn yes!" I finally said yes. And that made her stop. Tinitigan niya pa ako na para bang hindi siya makapaniwala. I just gave her a blank stare. Ngumisi siya saka pumatong sa lamesa. Damn, no no. What now? I already said yes. What's the meaning of this? "Ladies and gentleman. Listen! I want you to spread this Latest News in the whole campus." Tumahimik naman bigla lahat at ngayon ay matamang nakikinig sa kanya. "Ryle Ragas is now officially MINE. Mine, mine and mine ALONE." Napamaang lahat at hindi makapaniwalang tumitig sa kanya. Para bang hinihintay nila na bawiin ang sinabi niya. May isang babae pang naglakas loob na lumapit sa kanya at tiningnan pa siya mula ulo hanggang paa. "You can't own him! Look at yourself. You're not his type. Eww and it's impossible." Maarteng sabi ng babae. Tumawa naman lahat at siyempre mas malakas ang sa akin. Puno nang tawanan at 'BOO' ang loob mg canteen. Tuwang-tuwa naman ako siyemprea, napapahiya siya. In the first place, I really don't like her. "HAHAHAHAHA" Napatigil lang kami sa pag tawa ng sinipa niya sa mukha ang babae. Damn! My eyes were widened in disbelief, no, she always do that. But I didn't expect this. Hindi siya pumapatol sa kapwa niya babae pero ngayon may pinatumba na siyang isa. "Alam niyo na ang mga kaya kong gawin. And I'm capable of doing imposible things." She warned them, I mean us. Nilingon pa niya ako. Saka seryoso siyang tumitig sa akin. "This boy behind me is my boyfriend. Spread this news so that sluts will know." Tumango lang lahat saka bumaba na siya sa mesa at lumapit sa akin. Nakatingala ako sa kanya since nakaupo ako at naka tayo siya. She crossed her arms and smirked. "You are mine. And I'll surely kill those f*****g sluts, who dares to flirt with you. Mark my word Boyfriend." And she left me, speechless. Damn. She's creeping me out. "You're now dead, man." Nakangising bulong ni Ryan sa akin. Sinamaan ko siya ng tingin. Damn. Kailangan ko tong ayusin. Kailangang makalaya ako sa Amazona'ng iyon. Damn.