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M.A.: State your name.
LES: Whoa. Ano 'to? Nasa harapan ba ako ng judge?
M.A.: 'Wag nang maraming arte. Parang state your name lang sinabi ko, dami mo nang kuda.
LES: Sungit naman nitong lady boss namin. Ano 'yan, brokenhearted?
M.A.: Brokenhearted agad? Hindi ba puwedeng badtrip lang dahil walang pera? Mukha ba akong brokenhearted? Itong mukhang 'to, mabo-brokenhearted? 'Sus.
LES: Ang yabang ng ineng. Nasa'n ang love life, aber?
M.A.: State your name na kasi, leche.
LES: (Laughs) Asar-talo. Anyway, I'm Alessandro Crawford.
M.A.: Alessandro Crawford, do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
LES: (Scratches his forehead) What's this? (Sighs) Fine. I solemnly, sincerely and truly declare and affirm that I will tell the truth,
