Not a Nerd Protagonist

"Hi, I am Minari Shang. Yeah I know! My name's totally lame. Whether you read it as Shang Mi-na-ri or the other way around it's still freaking lame! I am being bullied by that, TAKE NOTE. It does bother me since I was a kid but it doesn't matter now. I'm good. I just always take those kind of words as a "joke" and laugh my ass out of it. I don't care though, the important now is I'm totally cute this minute but later I see myself as an ugly person. I don't know why. It's just my mind's too easy to change. So enough with this introduction, I know it's cliche. Yeah, this kind of introduction is cliche but that was what I'm thinking right nowー Hello! I as Minari, A PERSON, can't control what I think. Well all of the people can't. If you overthink something, it's hard to avoid. So yeah, just as I said. Enough with this introduction and if you want to know me better. I will tell you the details. Just don't fall in love with me if you got to know me~ Gotcha? Okay Gotcha." That was what I wrote in my notebook. I was planning to make a story ー a NON-FICTION. Yeah, you read it right! Of course it is based on my story. My real life story. Let me just tell my oh-so-boring life with my readers. Well before that, I will tell you a secret! I won't tell them that it's Non-Fiction until the end of the story. I will just suprise them until the Epilogue comes. TAKE NOTE. I will name it "How to Blow someone's MIND: Specifically, my Reader's Mind" and then poof they will be curious and think about why did I named it that way. They will just regret it in the endーasking themselves. "Why did I freaking read this!" Anyways I have a BIG problem! I didn't know where to publish this. HONESTLY. Now I'm freaking out! HELP!