“Excuse me, but this waist belongs to me, it’s not public property, so do you mind?” “I do mind actually, see it was just begging me to hold it and it fits perfectly in my hands.” “And about half other guys, doesn’t me that it wants to be gropped by drunken boys'' Susan said before slapping his hands away. She was walking away when she felt his hands on her arms, trying to stop her. “Do you not understand, I am not a public property, keep your hands to yourself mister, before I throw you out.” “Wow, slow down I am just trying to apologize. Hi, my name is Zack, I am a professor here at the university. A bunch of my colleagues dared me to flirt with you because I have been staring at you since you broke up that fight. The way you handled those jerks, it was pretty awesome.” “This was you trying to flirt, was more like harrasment. How are you still a professor?” snapped Susan. “Ok, seems like I made the wrong impression, how about I make up for my behavior.” said Zack with remorse. “How about you go back to your friends and we never speak again?”