Dear Readers, First of all, let me just introduce myself: my name is Cupid, and I am here to assist all novices in the 'boy' department.  Now, I know what you're thinking: "Excuse me? Who the hell gave you the right to dictate how I talk to guys?" Blah blah blah, insert other stupid complaints, etc.  Girl, trust me when I say that I'm only trying to help you.  Well, help you help me.  -------------------------- "101 Ways to Get a Boy to Notice You - The Unofficial Guide" *WARNING* ➳ Includes snotty teenage girl who thinks she knows what she's talking about, boys too hot to really exist, and random cuss words for no apparent reason.  ➳ Very blunt approaches to subjects like sex are included.  ➳ Horrible advice is given.  ➳ No advice is taken.  ➳ Chloe Evans is only really good at one thing: being pretty.  ➳ Alex Papenbrook cannot be found on Ebay or any site like it, so please refrain from trying to scour the internet for him; he is NOT for sale.  ➳ Please, do enjoy and take notes. ;)

Everything about him is different in an 'I'm too cool for you' kind of way. I don't know if it draws me in or pushes me away; maybe a little bit of both. I think he intimidates the other guys around school. Here he is, waltzing onto campus half-way through the first semester like it's the first day of school; no friends, girls hanging off of his arms like monkeys on a tree, and no shits to give. Of course, I understand what it's like to walk into a school without having any friends. Hell, that's still me now. But this guy... he's strange. I think that makes him dangerous.