The only thing life throws me is more balls than I could handle, at least until I met her. Something unexpected is always supposed to happen to you at least once. I would have never expected that my unexpected partner would be a woman. This comes from a man in a committed relationship with two other men for the past fifteen years. Who would have guessed it: a long week at the office, a final long night, calling it quits. Knowing damn well that another night on the shitty five-hundred-dollar futon that was only there for decorations would murder your back if you slept another night on it. Pile on top of that shit cake with a last-minute thunderstorm mixed in with some ice, a late-night drive, a gorgeous but moronic woman standing at the bus terminal in nothing but a strapless black leather mini dress and heels way too high for her. It would lead to a very unexpected adventure for the four of us.