My Neighbors Are Absolutely Insane (And So Am I)Updated at Apr 15, 2026, 14:29
Zara Cole just wanted a quiet life. A small apartment, a stable job, and absolutely zero drama. What she got instead was a landlord who communicates exclusively through interpretive dance, a next-door neighbor who is convinced the government is hiding dinosaurs in the subway system, a best friend whose life advice has never once been correct, and a ridiculously attractive man across the hall who she absolutely does not have feelings for — she's checked multiple times.
When Zara accidentally gets involved in her building's underground baking competition, neighborhood watch committee, and a missing cat investigation all in the same week, her carefully constructed quiet life implodes in the most spectacular and humiliating way possible.
Some people find themselves through yoga or meditation.
Zara finds herself through chaos, bad decisions, and an alarming amount of lemon cake.
This is that story. Unfortunately