When your lover’s wife begs you to rescue him from the Land of the Gods, you can’t exactly refuse. Trinian never wanted to be the Leader of her people. She never wanted the battle fought for her in the Goddess Diana’s name. She certainly didn’t want the Goddess to make a surprise visit and burn down their entire Western Wood as punishment for the bloodshed. All of that she could have dealt with, however, but the Goddess didn’t stop there. It was his fault, really. If only Finius had just kept his mouth shut, but tact had never been his gift. All the while, Trinian had just stood there, helpful as a scarecrow as Diana kidnapped the man she loved. Bravery was never her gift. Of course Eleanor would insist she go after him. Did she know about the affair? Of course Trin would have to go. So, ash-covered by the cooked forest, Trinian sets off to the Land of the Gods to bring her lover home to his wife.