Ever accidentally fallen through a magic portal and wound up in some random town in a fantasy realm? Me neither...until now. Now I flat share with a wizard, have no battery on my phone and the only way I can communicate with anyone back home is by sending letters back through...except I have no idea if they're even ending up in the right place, or even century. So if you come across this letter and know how to un-portal me, please let me know.

Everyone makes out like falling through magical portals is a fun, wondrous and adventurous occurrence. Those people are liars and never landed in Nook, now I'm stuck dealing with gossiping trolls, an ancient wizard with a terrible attitude and the only way I can make contact with the my reality is by sending letters back through the portal. I've got no battery on my phone, no money to my name and no idea what I'm doing, so if anyone has any idea how to un-portal me...please let me know.