FROM EYE-ROLLING TO LOLUpdated at May 9, 2025, 10:40
The story "From Eye-Rolling to LOL" is about a 13-year-old boy named Stephen who navigates his relationship with his dad's cheesy jokes. Initially, Stephen finds his dad's jokes annoying, but as the story unfolds, he begins to appreciate the humor and bonding that comes with them. Through various incidents, including sharing a joke with a classmate and celebrating his dad's birthday, Stephen develops a deeper understanding and appreciation for his dad's quirky sense of humor, ultimately bringing them closer together.... *FROM EYE-ROLLING TO LOL*I'm Stephen, a 13-year-old introvert who's constantly bombarded by my dad's cheesy jokes. Just thinking about it makes me cringe. My dad has an endless supply of lame, meaningless jokes that never fail to annoy me.*Chapter 1*I thought I'd finally gotten a break when my dad slept in, but no such luck. "Stephen!" he called out, and I groaned inwardly. "Oh no, not again," I muttered to myself."Dadddd," I replied, trying to sound uninterested."I've got a joke for you, kiddo! This one's gonna kill you!" he exclaimed."A joke? No, I'm good, Dad," I said, hoping to deflect him.But he wouldn't take no for an answer. I heard his footsteps approaching my room, and my heart sank. He walked into my room, a big smile plastered on his face."I know you're not paying rent, kiddo, so you have to listen to my jokes," he said with a chuckle.I felt trapped. "What joke has he come up with this time?" I wondered."What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?" he asked, his eyes sparkling with excitement."I don't know, Dad," I replied flatly, already knowing where this was going."Come on, kiddo! Think young man!" he said, flashing a goofy grin.I sighed. "I don't know, Dad.""It's a Moo-sical band! Hahahaha!" he laughed, clearly pleased with himself.I shook my head. "Oh, Christ."But he wasn't done yet. "Why did coffee file a police report?" he asked, barely containing his excitement."I don't know, Dad. Why?" I asked, playing along out of obligation."Because it got mugged!" he chuckled, expecting me to laugh along.I rolled my eyes. "That's so lame, Dad."He chuckled good-naturedly. "Alright, kiddo. Guess you're not in the mood for jokes today. I'll get back when I've got something funnier cooked up."I waved goodbye as he walked away. "Alright, bye, Dad."As I watched him go, I let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, bless God," I muttered, grateful for the peace and quiet.This is my life every day – a never-ending barrage of dad jokes that make me feel like I'm losing my mind. But is there more to my dad's jokes than meets the eye?...Chapter 2(Mom's Room)I trudged into Mom's room, escaping the chaos that Dad's antics had created the day before. His lame jokes still lingered in my mind, and I wasn't in the mood for more. Mom looked up from her book, a warm smile on her face. "Sweetheart, you're here early. Everything okay?"I shrugged, not wanting to get into it. "Yeah, Mom, I'm fine."She raised an eyebrow, noticing the unusual visit. "It's weird, you're always holed up in your room, but today you're here with me. What's up?"I hesitated, then decided to test her with one of Dad's jokes. "Why did the coffee file a police report?"Mom's expression changed from curious to confused. "Huh? Where did you hear that one?"I sighed, feeling a mix of frustration and disappointment. "Dad's crazy jokes again. He thinks they're funny."Mom's face lit up, and she burst out laughing. The sound was infectious, but I wasn't amused. "Keep it down, Mom, please," I said, trying to stifle a grin."Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie," she said, still chuckling. "But it's just so... Ah, I get it! Because it got mugged!"I maintained the fake smile, nodding along with her laughter. "Yeah, real original, Mom." I said.As she continued to laugh, I couldn't help but think that Dad's joke were still pretty lame. But Mom's joy was infectious, even if I didn't find the joke funny myself .But as the day went on, Mom's laughter became a running joke. Every morning, she'd pop into my room, asking, "Have you got anyone mugged yet?" I'd groan, and she'd giggle some more.I decided to take a break and clear my head. As I walked out of the house, I spotted a familiar figure from my class. He was smart and quiet, and we occasionally exchanged words. I wondered if he'd appreciate Dad's jokes.For now, I kept my thoughts to myself, observing him from afar. Maybe someday I'd share the coffee joke with him and see his reaction.Chapter 3(At school)As I walked through the school hallways, I finally gathered the courage to approach my familiar figure. I had been observing him from afar for what felt like an eternity, and I was determined to break the ice. I made my way to his desk, where he was engrossed in a thick physics textbook. His eyes were scanning the pages with an intensity that made me wonder if he was trying to absorb the material through osmosis.To be continued.