"Do I really need to write a description?" "Yes." "Seriously?" "Yes!" "But it'll spoil the story!" "Well that's the point." "Fine. I'm Star Abott, and I'm a *former* superhero. That's all you're getting from me. If I spill any more, you'll skip the whole book and just read this blurb. So, if you're curious about my crazy life and want the juicy details, dive into my ridiculously chaotic book."