Long ago in a faraway land, there lived a hustler who peddled potions and dabbled in slave trafficking. Who knew such an inglorious lifestyle will lead to an ill-fated encounter with the noble knight and an unfortunate ending! The ending of such a small time villain barely lasted a sentence in the description of events that lead to the eventual happily ever after. No one gave a second thought to the unfortunate plot device of a small time villainess. Except the villainess who cursed the day she was thrown into the dungeon and forgotten as the writer moved onto bigger and better arcs to progress the love story of a knight and his heroine. “Forget this! Romance, Shmo-mance! I’ll show you happily ever after!”