"Being kidnapped once is just crazy, but being kidnapped twice. Crazy would be an understatement." Ivory Chance's bucket list: 1. Get kidnapped by three insanely hot guys. 2. Show them my ninja moves and beat their asses 3. Get kidnapped twice 4. Scream on top of your lung saying "Rape, their rapping me." 5. Disfigure one of my kidnappers face 6. Punch a very sexy man in the balls 7. And maybe fall in love with my kidnapper? Note: My sarcasm is high above the ceiling, just so you know In a span of one week Ivory Chance has already cause havoc in Paradise, a small town that she's currently living with her father. First she punched a jock who insulted her for being 'a ugly piece of shit and then she gets into a fight with Bitchzilla'. But what really takes the golden trophy is being kidnapped, twice. Yes you heard me, I Ivory Chance the ugly piece of shit is being kidnapped for no apparent reason. But never did I expect that a fucking Greek God Kidnapped Me.