My eyes followed his finger and lo and behold, he was holding a pen, facing the pointy side to the backside of our teacher, so dangerously close as if threatening to poke him in the butt. I imagined the scenario in my head and then turned to look at Daniel, then like we were controlled by the same spirit, we both burst into loud laughter, startling our classmates and making the teacher turn back. He looked at both of us, fuming, then began to shout angrily, thereby bathing Daniel and I in saliva, I scrunch up my nose in disgust. Bad move. He noticed. He yelled at us to get out of his class. Well yay, isn’t this just a royally freaking fantastic first day of school ?