Write a story involving a noise complaint.Updated at Jul 13, 2022, 16:20
Arthur glared at the flimsy plasterboard wall that separated his student room from Tahlia’s – it was undulating. He forced his attention back to ‘Enchanted Flora: A Guide’ and tried to shut out the roaring crescendo of thrash metal and the faint tinkling of wind chimes.
It didn’t work.
Again, the wall wobbled, sending his already-cracked picture frames tumbling to the floor. He closed the book, pinched the bridge of his nose.
He’d already complained about the noise to the housing officer, but all he’d gotten was a sympathetic head tilt and a hearty reassurance that it’d be a good learning experience. Even more preposterous were the two neighbours on the other side of the hall, who claimed not to hear or see anything untoward coming from Tahlia in 4b. Not even when purple smoke curled out from beneath her doorway and ingrained itself in the carpet, giving the hall that swirling pattern that made your eyes groan.
Boom!
His book – and indeed everything not bolted to the floor – suddenly leapt a foot in the air and crashed back down. Arthur, who’d shuffled forwards at the wrong moment, was now slotted between his chair and the table, his coccyx throbbing.
"Right!” He shoved the table away. “That's it!"
He staggered into the hallway, knocked twice on Tahlia’s door, and waited.
“Who is it?”
“Arthur.”
“Oh!”
The screech of guitars subsided to the sound of bare feet padding towards the door. He squared his shoulders, determined not to be distracted this time.
Two weeks ago, he’d banged on her door, requesting that she keep it down. She'd had a party with students from another dimension, making her apartment a temporary temporal node or lobe or somesuch (which apparently, according to the aforementioned housing officer, was so difficult to prove it wasn't worth trying). Somehow, he’d ended up apologising to her.
The door opened. Tahlia stood there, draped in some light-blue contraption trimmed with beads that drew attention to her every movement, and every curve. Not that he looked.
"Everything alright?" she asked.
"Uh no, you see, I was trying to study and my entire room just, well, jumped."
"Oh! I'm so sorry. Are you OK? I must have got the parameters wrong again." She ran the palm of her hand over the wall – their wall – and clicked her tongue. "I bet it's because it's so damn thin."
"Yes, maybe, but in the meantime, could you not—"
"It's just so tricky working with exploding fungus."
Arthur cocked his head; he hadn’t yet reached the chapter on unstable fungi. "I didn't realise it did that."
"Oh yeah! Why do you think they call it a mushroom cloud?"
He frowned. "Because it looks—"
"Come in," she said, stepping aside. "I'll show you."
"I don't think—"
"Come on."
He took one step, and stopped. She’s doing it again, he thought.
"Look, I just want to be able to study in peace," he said. "Can't you ask your tutor or someone for a better containment spell?"
She raised an eyebrow. "It's more complicated than that."
"You manage to keep the others out of the loop.” He gestured behind him. “They never hear anything."
"They wouldn't," she said. "They don't want to."
"What do you mean?"
"They're studying politics, they only hear what they want to hear."
"But I don't want to hear it either!"
"If you say so."
She placed one hand on her hip; numerous bracelets jangled. Was everything about this woman noisy? Even her eyes – big, dark and hooded – were mesmerising in a way that drowned out the rest of the world.
Arthur glanced past her, but the layout didn't allow him to see much from the doorway. Exploding fungus…
"Alright. I'll take a look." She grinned as he slid past her, and told him to have a seat whilst she made some tea.
A forest-green armchair appealed, which would have looked incongruous in any other student room, but not hers. Once settled, Arthur examined the space, enjoying the eclectic style.
A vibrant red dreamcatcher spun by the open window, along with the silver wind chimes. Every surface appeared to be draped in colourful handmade blankets with tassels hanging over the edges. Her room looked more lived-in than his; clearly, she liked to nest.
Or was it that he hadn’t made an effort?
“What were you looking at?” she asked. Arthur flinched, picking up on her snappish tone. Did he do something wrong?
“Oh, just, you know.” He waved a hand. “The wind chimes and that.”
“What else?”
“Uh, the dreamcatcher?”
She froze, and for a second he thought she was going to cry, but then, just as quickly, she wasn’t.
“Are you OK?” he asked.
“Of course.” She glided over and placed a steaming mug on the silvery-blue fabric coaster. “Here you go.”
"Thank you." He lifted the mug. "Oh, that's… "
"Ginger and orange blossom."
The vapours tickled his nose and tugged at his memory. He’d had this tea before, but where? Tahlia perched on the wooden chair opposite. Hands clasped on her knees.
“So, uh, why are you studying magic?” he asked. And even as he said it, another part of his mind was trying to remember why he was there.
"My grandmother," she said, smiling. "When I was little, she told st