My Crazy...Updated at May 25, 2022, 12:59
The events I am about to tell you are crazy, true, and happened over the time span of a few months. So, have you ever heard the saying, “Sin in haste, repent at leisure?”
Yeah, well, that is me now, but I am getting ahead. First let me tell you a little about myself…
I am Ryan.
Let’s keep this as informal and ambiguous as possible. So yeah, we’ll leave out the last names. I’m an aspiring storyteller and writer, but my day job is as a commercial driver delivering hazardous gasses to local veterinary clinics, welding companies, dentist offices, and others. I’m of an athletic build. Of average height. Of average weight. I am white, with blue eyes, and strawberry blonde hair. I’m twenty-five years old, and I have officially been married to my wife, Andrea, for two years now.
Now, let me tell you about my wife, Andrea.
Andrea is assertive and confident, except when she’s around me. She works at a local office doing… well… office stuff to the best of her ability, and by that I mean that she has won the employee of the year award for the last two years straight. So, she’s professional and very very beautiful… my perfect woman!
When I say beautiful, let me try to explain. First, she has these amazing blue eyes. She’s got a cute, turned up, button nose. A plump kissable mouth. A sharp pointed chin. A sharp jawline, and an oval face. Her hair is long, dark chocolate brown, and kinky curly, and her skin is a flawless milk white with a small beauty frickle on the corner of her mouth and on the opposite cheek, on her jaw, just in front of her ear.
She has broad shoulders, a 34 inch chest with small perky B-cup breasts. She has a small, toned waist measuring 26 inches, and her hips are broad while the small of her back sweeps out to a thick bubble butt that measures 38 inches. Her thighs are thick and toned, her calves are thick, and her ankles are thick.
Just the way I like her!
My life sounds perfect, right? Well, I thought so too. But perfection is never achieved without a whole lot of crazy first?
So, how does this story begin?
Well, like many others I imagine...