DANGEROUS COHABITATIONUpdated at Nov 29, 2022, 19:33
can a dangerous mafia co-captain by night and an author by day live with a ex-hitman who wanted to have a peaceful life of her own?
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"the cat is mine, it's name is sushi. we pay bills before the 20th, the recycle bin is at the balcony. everything if fine and working house rule's is no friends staying over and no throwing party. I got out and be heading back home before midnight please take care of the cat the food is in the container at the top of the fridge" She read out loud the horribly written note on the door with confused face, from all of her time being an ex-hitman she never once in her life got to read this kind of scripture.
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"you're a girl?!"
"you're a man?!"
"meow."
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"we kidnapped your wife so be-"
"first of all I'm not married-"
" hah you think you can fool us again we got your girl so-" "meowwwww" "shut the Fuck up you little-"
"how. dare. you. lay. hands. on. my. cat"
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"meow.."
"I'm your owner you little! I'm the one who saves you both! and you're gonna choose her over to me!!"
"relax she's just stressed because of the new environment and because I smelled like home she's stuck with me"
"what do you mean 'she'??"
"you don't know your pet's gender?"
"..."
"you suck"