“If you do not confess your sins before you die, demons tear you apart over and over again and you burn in a lake of fire. It goes on forever and ever.” -Sister C, my third grade teacher. “If you’re going to stay religious at the end of the conversation, God has to be more to you than just where science has yet to tread.” -Niel Degrasse Tyson My life has been an ever-morphing relationship with God. At the time I am writing this, the above two quotes are the beginning point of my religious experience and the latest point. This work will be a sort of novelized autobiography that will end in an adventure to where I think whatever God is might be found.