EPISODE 1With a super quick reflex i plunged into her wet hot kitty,breathing deeply as i held her tightly, rotating my waist ina clockwise motion.“Broken easy ahhh, easy ooo” Sister Mary moaned, gettingme more excited with her sweet angelic voice. Seriouslyshe tasted like an untapped palm wine, even though shewas close to twenty nine years old, if not more....So how did my story with Sister Mary began??…..Being a young successful civil servant, who luckily gotemployed immediately after my NYSC. Life was full of fun,adventures and sexcapades which I was never opportunedto engage in during my campus days because of financialconstraints. I attended university with almost nothing, butlife has a way of pushing someone with one hand andembracing him with another. All my struggles wererewarded with a good job at the end, but what did I dowith my new found status?I ate, drank and smoked women like gari, from campusgirls, to working class chicks, from young female teachersto cute attractive executives. I counted my census with noholds barred. I soon became friendly with a rich youngbanker popularly known as Jboy, together we rocked thecity swimming and sinking in honeypots of willing girls, butthe more we did our thing, the more hungry we got, untilJboy came up with a very weird idea, which was for us tocarry our adventures to the church.At first I declined, but when I saw him get down with threehot sisters I became a born again Christian by force,changed my name to brother Kenneth, a name I used infishing for holy ladies. Within two Sundays, I befriendedSister Mary, a lady older and much more matured than I. Iknow you must be wondering why I went for such olderlady, when there are lots of younger girls everywhere?.Well I had no time for the younger ones who needed muchmore convincing and good deeds to lure when there werewilling hot ladies, dying underneath their long gowns andskirts.By Wednesday, after the second Sunday of my born againlife, Sister Mary an active choir member honoured myinvitation. She came to my house and we spent the rest ofthat evening arguing and quoting the Bible. Friday shehonoured my invitation again, but instead of quoting thebible, we went for a hot delivering session on my bed,where I plunged into her honeypot like a diver, hitting androtating my joystick in her sweet pot as if I was turning ahot soup. Damn she was on fire as I displayed my degreeon sex maneuvers to her, Little did I know that the devilhas a special way of flogging ignorance men.

As I unlocked the door to our home that evening, the aroma of garlic and herbs greeted me warmly. Claire had mentioned hiring a new cook, hoping it would ease some of her workload. I was grateful for her thoughtfulness; her days as a lawyer were long, and the stress was often palpable on her face."Hey honey, I'm home," I called out, hanging my coat on the rack by the door. Claire emerged from the kitchen, wiping her hands on a towel with a smile that didn't quite reach her eyes."Welcome back, Alex. Dinner will be ready soon," she replied, her voice tinged with a hint of distraction.

MY WICKED MOTHER IN-LAWEPISODE 1My husband and I did our wedding recently and we were living peacefully until my mother in-law visited.Initially,she did as if she liked me not knowing she is a villain.Anytime I cook,this woman will be grousing that the food is either salty nor watery and each time she grumbles,my husband will take her to a restaurant.This continued and it was really frustrating.So one day,I boiled a rice and made a delicious stew. I didn’t add much salt neither did I add much water.I was elated when I finished cooking because it was really tasty.I was sure my mother in-law will enjoy it.Lo and behold,this woman tasted the delicious delicacy I cooked and Jabbered that it was nauseating.I was dumbstruck and stunned.Ah! Mama this food is delicious, taste it once more “I muttered stunningly”No! take this thing away from here “she replied wrathfully”My husband came back and asked his mother what was the problem as he heard her thunderous voice.Your wife doesn’t know how to cook “His mother gibbered”Ah! Mama,no nah, darling, you can taste the food yourself,it is very delicious. ‘I uttered thoughtfully’My husband did not say a word to me, he went into our room and came out.He said “Mama let’s go somewhere”I was full of fury and I tried to obstruct them but my husband gave me a hot slap that made me dash to the ground and I fainted.Luckily,my house help came around and took me to the hospital.When I got to the hospital,the doctor immediately put me on infusion and also run series of tests on me.My house help stayed with me all through the night because the doctor said that I should sleep in the hospital.In the morning,the doctor disclosed that I was two weeks pregnant.I was like a dog with two tails and I couldn’t believe what I heard.After the infusion had finished,I was discharged and I couldn’t stop my countenance from wreathing in smiles.When I got home,I saw my mother in-law enjoying one of the weekly programs in DSTV.I greeted her passionately and this woman didn’t even drool a saliva at me.I went to my room instantly because I was drained. I was waiting for my cousin Temi to come so that I will tell him what I was going through.Temi came and I ordered him to come to my chamber.I told him what I was going through and also that I was two weeks pregnant. We conversed and crack some jokes as usual.Temi stayed for an hour before he left and I was patiently waiting for my husband to come back so that I will share the great news with him.As Soon as Temi left,my husband came back and her mother told him in her Words “Michael, your wife’s boyfriend came here and they copulated in your matrimonial bed”My husband was stunned hearing this and he rushed to my chamber wrathfully.I saw him and I was trying to embrace him and show him the letter I got from the doctor.My husband pushed me and I fell to the earth with my waist. Tears rolled down my face, streaming into the corner of my mouth and tasting like salt.As I was trying to stand up,I saw blood gushing out from my thighs. My husband picked up the letter, read it and he was shocked, dumbfounded and perplexed.I became unconscious and was taken to the hospital.

THE OFFICE CLEANER EPISODE 2 Judith and Akpan resumed work on Monday according to the message they received. They were both very excited. Akpan wore a big, oversize sweater with a black trouser and a head warmer. He put on the same sneaker he wore on the day of the interview. Judith on the other hand wore a beautiful pink top with jeans, looking so beautiful. Every staff that set eyes on her took a second look, including the ladies. “Isn’t she one of the new cleaners? Why is she dressed like she owns the company? One of the female employee asked her colleague as Judith walked pass. “She is not only dressed like the owner of the company, but like one who has come to seduce men here. Just look at her”, her partner replied, sounding jealous Judith and Akpan entered the reception and the receptionist informed them that the human resource manager would like to see them in his office. They thanked her and walked towards the office she had directed them to. “Come in”, they heard Mr Excellent say immediately they knocked. They both walked in, Judith beaming with smiles while Akpan was still trying to adjust his oversize sweater. “Good morning, Sir”, they both chorused, as they bowed their heads. “Good morning Akpan and Judith. How are you both doing today? Mr Excellent replied “We are fine Sir”, they both replied in unison “Good. It’s already past eight and both of you are just coming to work. I thought you both claimed to be professional cleaners”, Mr Excellence queried them. They both bowed their heads without uttering a word. “Anyway, I will let that slide, because it is your first day at work” he continued. “Akpan, you will be cleaning the exterior and the general toilet meant for visitors and junior staff. You can be called upon to run some errands for the company once in a while, so take note, he said with eyes glued to Akpan. Akpan nodded in agreement. “Judith, you will be in charge of the interior which includes offices, toilets and the reception”, He continued, facing Judith. “Your resumption time is 7am because official work starts by 8am. So, within one hour, make sure you have done at least seventy percent of your job”. “The reception must be neat at all times, which means you, Judith must continue to clean during the day, as clients come in and go out”, he added. “Do you have any questions? He asked looking at them “No Sir”, they replied him without looking up. “Very well then”, he continued. “Ask the receptionist to show you two the lockers provided for you to keep your belonging while you work. Your salary is fifty thousand monthly. Congratulations”, he said on a final note “Thank you, Sir”, they both replied and turned to leave. “Judith, see me in two hours’ time. There is something I would like you to do for me”, he called after her. “Okay Sir”, she replied and shut the door. The receptionist showed them round the compound and showed them their lockers as well. Judith entered the staff toilet and changed into a simple free gown. She also wrapped her hair in a bonnet She came out took a broom from the store the receptionist showed them. She started sweeping after which she mopped the floor. Akpan also went out to clean the compound. After she was done, she changed into her clothes again and went to meet Mr. Excellent. “You asked me to see you in two hours Sir”, she said as she entered his office. “Yes, I did, please sit down”, he said pointing to a chair in front of him. Mr Excellent quickly rounded up what he was doing on the system. He looked up and smiled at her. “You are such a beauty to behold, he began. You deserve a better position than being just a cleaner. I can make that happen, you know”, he said as he looked at her lustfully. “All you need to do is scratch my back, while I scratch yours”, he added with a wink Judith sat glued to her seat. Without saying a word, she moved her eyes from staring at his face, to his ring finger, where he had his beautiful golden wedding ring. “Oh this? He asked raising his hand to reveal the ring properly “Forget about this ring. Yes, I am married, but there is nothing new under the sun. I will give you enough money to take good care of yourself”, he added as he stood up from his seat and walked over to her. He sat on his table, facing Judith who was still sitting. “You really don’t have a choice you know. I run things around here, so you have to do my bidding”, he told her with a gentle but authoritative voice. “Can I think about it Sir? Judith asked after some seconds of silence “Fine then. Let me be lenient with you. Go ahead and think about it. But be fast about it”, he added, giving her a gentle stroke on her hair. “What is going on here? A voice asked from behind. They turned to see who it was. It was Mr David, the manager “I knocked but got no response, so I tried the door handle and it opened”, he explained. “You haven’t answered my question yet”, he added “What is going on here? he asked ago