Spinoff of "Thomas Grant: Vampire Hunter" and "Tusks in the Closet." Elias Bek is just a simple German who needs Turkish-German rappers of Cologne to protect him. That all changes when he meets the hot amazon President of Afroasia by chance.

Prequel to "Tusks in the Closet." Parent fiction of "Jewish Cat, German Mouse." Thomas is Fitz's ancestor, from Abe Lincoln's time...who his contemporaries keep confusing him with. When an ancient vampire threatens him, the NAUDF sends him to Samoa, for his own protection. There, he meets Carolyn, Liv's ancestor, one of the plantation slaves. Her mother's about to wedge herself between them in an epically catastrophic fashion...

Sequel to "Thomas Grant, Vampire Hunter," and "father fanfic" of "Jewish Cat, German Mouse." When Fitz gets a little friendlier with the hot amazon President of Afroasia than he means to, someone tries to assassinate her, while they're both in the Grey House with Red Trim. Meanwhile, Liv tries to get Fitz to be more honest with her...and pays for it.