The day Bruce Parker and Lucy Bailey divorced, Bruce said, "I'll be back by ten tonight." Next day: "Three days, tops." Day three: "A week, max." Day seven: "Two weeks, and that's it." Day fifteen: "..." Everyone—friends, the butler, everyone—was like, "He's still not back?" Butler: "Sir, we can't reach Madam on her phone." Bruce: "No worries, I've got a hundred ways to contact her." Butler: "Sir, Madam applied for a new job." Bruce: "Send her a billion dollars." Butler: "Sir, she still isn’t coming back." Bruce: "No big deal, I’ll just move in with her." Butler: "Sir…" Bruce: "What? Is she back?" Butler: "...No, sir. She went on a date. Said the guy treats her better than you ever did." Bruce: "..."