A short story of a hungry bankerUpdated at Oct 6, 2020, 03:16
A banker went to a restaurant to eat.
Banker: "What do you have?"
Waiter: "Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, Ofada Rice, White Rice, Efo Riro, Akara, Iyan, Ewa Agayin, Moi-Moi, Eba, egusi , Obe Ata..."
Banker: "Okay... bring a plate of Ewedu and Gbegiri with Amala, put 2 ogufe, 1 shaki, 2 ponmo, 2 abodi, 1 roundabout and pack 2 Ofada Rice with beef and Obe Ata takeaway...."
Waiter: "... How do you want the ewedu? Do you want it on top or in another plate."
Banker "... Put it on top and spread the Amala well well."
Waite: "..... What about the takeaway?"
Banker "...... Same thing, pack it together in one plate."
Waiter. "..... Will you like pure water or bottle water?"
Banker ".... Bottle water."
Waiter: "..... Cold one or room temperature."
Banker: "..... Chilled bottle of water."
Waiter: "Oga Sorry Sa, awa food don finish."
Banker: (angrily) "Why then did you tell me that long menu? And all the series of questions you've been asking? You've been wasting my time."
Waiter: (smiling) "Oga Sa, Shebi when I come to your bank ATM; after asking me for English or Yoruba, withdraw or check balance, PIN, savings or current, amount, print receipt, no receipt, your ATM go come tell me say:
"" temporarily Unable To Dispense Cash""
"Shebi now you know how e take dey pain person...ππππ? Oga our food don finishπππ"
Gina precious cares.....