“Hey hottie, my dildo got stuck, can you help me… Pull it out?” I’m a sex toy salesman, and never in my wildest dream would I imagine that the gorgeous lady living next door would call out my name as she masturbated… Better yet, she wanted me to pull her toy out of her. Hell, even the hot gym coach and my rich childhood friend expressed their desires to spend the rest of their lives with me. Even the nurses at the hospital I was staying at wanted to warm my bed. What the heck should I do? Should I really allow myself to drown in the pleasure, and drown out my sorrows?