Dear Wicked BossUpdated at Nov 3, 2024, 22:03
Dear Wicked Boss,
Have you seen those short, chubby bosses with bad breath? It’s such a shame you don’t look like that, because hating you would be so much easier. I’ve had to endure your nonsensical orders, your bad temper, and your constant snide remarks. You never manage to say “good morning,” “please,” or even a simple “thank you.” But no, you have to be a Greek God, with that delicious, perfect body (I know because I caught a glimpse when I once brought you that energy drink at the gym).
You're such a sexy, irresistible man that even a reserved woman like me, who was only engaged until recently, ends up wetting her panties. You’re also an arrogant, cold, womanizer, and unfriendly boss. But oh, how I’d love to screw you! I wish you’d press my body against the huge window in your office and take me from behind as we looked out over all of New York at our feet.
Bah! I’m talking nonsense. I don’t want to be just another name on your endless list. Or do I?
P.S. I’m only saying this because I’m drunk, and I know this email will never get sent.