After being Joe's eternal crush substitute for three years, the real eternal crush, Rosy, suddenly returns, pregnant. To make amends, Joe offers me ten million dollars. I take the money and run before he can change his mind. When I, now a wealthy woman, am seen cuddling with another man, Joe loses his cool and tearfully begs me to take him back. I sneer, "Do you think you're the only one with an eternal crush?"