My Ex's Dream Girl Was Me All AlongUpdated at Sep 22, 2026, 20:16
The first time I video-called my online boyfriend, my face was swollen from an allergic reaction.
A new wolfkin soothing cream had landed me in the clinic, and when I got back, my eyes were still swollen into narrow slits.
I had grown up hearing people call me pretty. Never once had I imagined that this was how he would see me for the first time.
Mortified, I tried to cover the camera, but Ash laughed and told me not to hide.
"Nora, the person I like is the one who talks to me every day. What does it matter what you look like?"
After the call, he still chatted with me every night. He even kept asking about my flight, saying he would come pick me up.
Ash: Come sooner. I've already decided where I'm taking you for breakfast.
I moved my flight back 3 days and even picked out the dress I'd wear when we met.
As the plane approached Cedarhaven, I connected to the in-flight Wi-Fi and saw a trending post on the game forum.
OP: [I pretended to be the perfect boyfriend for 6 weeks to get revenge on someone I met in a game.]
OP: [She ambushed me in the swamp, killed me 7 times in a row, and stole my limited-edition banner. So I made a new account, got close to her, sweet-talked her into dating me, and invited her to cross state lines to meet me.]
OP: [She thinks I'm picking her up? She can wait at the airport.]
Some people in the comments called him despicable. Others asked whether a game was really worth 6 weeks of effort. He soon posted another reply.
OP: [I did start having second thoughts. She's good company. I almost told her everything and tried dating her for real.]
OP: [Then we video-called, and I regretted it. Looking like that, did she really think I'd want to be seen with her?]
OP: [She claimed it was an allergic reaction. After we hung up, she sent me two photos of some beautiful girl and said that was what she normally looked like.]
OP: [Those pictures were obviously taken from the internet. If she were really that pretty, why would she need to date someone online?]